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It is true that Chelsea are a bunch of diving cheats, everyone knows that.

Yakubu(20+ goals a season)'ll be back or have you forgotten about him?

It is true that Chelsea are a bunch of diving cheats, everyone knows that.

It's taken 63 pages for me to give you a '+1'

:-)

Yakubu(20+ goals a season)'ll be back or have you forgotten about him?

No. but you need another 2 players who can score into double figures. chelsea have 4 players who did this everton have none. so actually i was wrong. you need 2 more £30million goal machines not 1.

Shall we try and get 3 more pages out of 'How many more new players Everton need'? We don't, we have Cahill, Areteta, Fellaini, Osman and Lescott who can all score 10+ goals a season. Combine that with the 4th best defense in the Prem and it's a goer!
All we need is a right midfielder/winger and a decent right back and our team'll be ready

If Celtic get Moyes, you'll be needing a new manager.

Here we go for some Monday laughs.
Warning, contains homophobic references, so if this offends you, don't listen and moan about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4jH-LvyfyI

You can have Berbatov for free.

If Celtic get Moyes, you'll be needing a new manager.

There's no 'if' involved. He's said it doesn't interest him(he's ambitious) and he's staying put

You can have Berbatov for free.

You can keep the lazy arse thanks

There's no 'if' involved. He's said it doesn't interest him(he's ambitious) and he's staying put

Isn't that what Ancelotti said a couple of weeks ago? Moyes has done well at Everton. It is probably now time for him to give managing a big team a go.

Celtic, do me a favour!? Two horse race every season in a third world league....!? It'd be the easy option and a step down

Chumps League footy guaranteed though........

Celtic are a massive club though, huge support. It is a two horse race though. A shame really.

I don't know any Evertonian that is worried about Moyes leaving, seriously

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1189905/We-push-foreign-aid-says-Moyes.html?ITO=1490

Pretty much says it all really 'No thanks Celtic'

Just on SSN now, Celtic have made an official approach for Swansea Manager Roberto Martinez

daily mail. Says it all really. ;)

I could bet any of you tits £1,000 right now Moyes will not be going to Celtic or anywhere

Moyes is deffo going... ;p

Puts Teenslain on ignore

Puts whole thread on ignore

Sorry, what was that, can't hear you.........................................................!

Moyes won't come to Celtic. He's being paid Premiership wages which we couldn't hope to match.

And, lets face it, Pistanator's right. Why would he want to come to a club where he can win things in a two horse race when he already has the heady, glamorous task of establishing Everton as the least shit of all those teams that never win anything in England?

It's the stuff that dreams are made of.

It is true that Chelsea are a bunch of diving cheats, everyone knows that.

Says a supporter of the team that gave us Gerrard!

Wahaaaay! Good one Clive! ;-)

....the heady, glamorous task of establishing Everton as the least shit of all those teams that never win anything in England?

Everton will never surplant Arsenal....