Football

I'll have it Pip, how much?

Go to a game ? Why don't you join the other Arsenal non-attenders and pop to a poetry recital or a performanc eof The Pirates of Penzance.

:-)

My local is a proper Gooner pub and they serve plates of quiche and cold meats on matchday - TRUE FACT!

According to the BBC Everton are the only Premier League side yet to win a penalty, despite being the top flight's most-fouled side.

What do we have to do, play in fuckin Red??!

yeah i know man utd and arse seem to get more penalties than anyone

Not a good day for Spurs

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp, former Portsmouth CEO Peter Storrie and former Portsmouth chairman Milan Mandaric have failed in their bids to have tax evasion charges dropped.
Redknapp, 62, was originally charged with evading public revenue payments of around £40,000, which referred to two alleged payments made by former Portsmouth chairman and current Sheffield Wednesday chairman Milan Mandaric to Redknapp through a Monaco bank account.

The candlefaced, saggyfaced, drippyfaced, baconfaced, saggy eyed, slippery cockney cunt!

Tottenham

This is a genuine request, not some con job nor stirring the bee hive posting.

‎3 tickets to tomorrow's Manchester derby has freed up due to the ticket holders not flying from Kuala Lumpur. You will be seated with myself. Kick-off 12.45 p.m., Old Trafford. These are legit, not off the black market stuff. Price: 120 each. Yes, they are above the face value of the tickets, but they are not mine and any gain is just to compensate the rest of the contingent flying in (air tickets are upwards 700quid...).

Contact me at 07503174175 before 11pm tonight. I will be taking the train from London Euston and return the same day after the game.

Cheers!
Benjamin

will there be prawn sandwiches ?

This is a genuine request, not some con job nor stirring the bee hive posting.

‎3 tickets to tomorrow's Manchester derby has freed up due to the ticket holders not flying from Kuala Lumpur. You will be seated with myself. Kick-off 12.45 p.m., Old Trafford. These are legit, not off the black market stuff.

Contact me at 07503174175 before 11pm tonight. I will be taking the train from London Euston and return the same day after the game.

Cheers!
Benjamin

shakes head

quiche>prawn

Will you be paying the rail travel?

quiche>prawn

I'd rather 'av a pan 'o scouse laaaa

It's Friday innit? ;)

shakes head

I knew you would be in there with that

I'd rather 'av a pan 'o scouse laaaa

"will you be having that burnt out or on bricks, sir?"

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Barca look fucking great but Wenger believes he can win.. i'd go with him on that

My local is a proper Gooner pub and they serve plates of quiche and cold meats on matchday - TRUE FACT!

We call it charcuterie

The candlefaced, saggyfaced, drippyfaced, baconfaced, saggy eyed, slippery cockney cunt!

You forgot twitching

Got saggy in twice though. Implies motion?

The candlefaced, saggyfaced, drippyfaced, baconfaced, saggy eyed, slippery cockney cunt!

Someone hold this aloft at WHL. Please.

Barca look fucking great but Wenger believes he can win.. i'd go with him on that

Wenger wants locking up

Spring is in the air. Not long now to the inevitable

Spring is in the air. Not long now to the inevitable

you cunts write this season off, and start talking about the next one?