Football

come on who would be nice to alex ferguson apart from his players !
he's the most pig headed bloke in the premiership
and don't forget in any interview the mangers players owners always say the team / club is bigger than any one individual so benitez has got it right praising man utd for their win rather than an individual
i bet if fergie had to play they might not have won it so why should we congratualte fergie best to congratulate the team as a whole
good one benitez lets not let fergie get any more arrogant than he already is !

oh and by the way well done man utd ( said through gritted teeth admittedly ) but hey they got more points than us
we lost less games, scored more goals but we screwed up games we should ha' won
no one to blame but torres and gerrards injuries !!!!!!!!!!

i'm joking

he's the most pig headed bloke in the premiership

Ignorance is bliss hey?

here he is the most cheerful bloke in the world

morning pistanator

So... Who's going down?

boro certainly

Hull - Manu reserves... a draw maybe
Sunderland will lose to chelsea
Toon and villa is tricky... I hope Villa do them, probably a draw

bye bye toon

Hull LOSE
Boro DRAW
Newcastle LOSE
Sunderland LOSE

So where are we watching the champions league final, anyone, anyone....

I may have to go and buy a barca top just for the occassion, will go splendidly with my marseille and ajax tops...

dunno but i'll NOT be playing football that night and will want to watch it. NOT in the gym either.

South somewhere? Ideally, not Clapham as it'll be full of plastic Utd fans from Surrey

south indeed.

unless I get a proper media type invite to watch it in HD on a rooftop terrace in soho with free beer and canapes, you will have the pleasure of my company, and pisti unless you offer a decent option, you'll go where we say, just in case you miss the chance to rub it in the faces of the united fans...

I shall be watching it at the Creek Inn. If we loose atleast the bear and scenery will be good.

the bear?
gay scenez?
massive!

unless I get a proper media type invite to watch it in HD on a rooftop terrace in soho with free beer and canapes, you will have the pleasure of my company, and pisti unless you offer a decent option, you'll go where we say, just in case you miss the chance to rub it in the faces of the united fans...

so we're second choice?

thanks, i'm off to manage twente fc.

the bear?
gay scenez?
massive!

Local brew. It's real beer called bear.

hofmeister?

brews his own?

Yes! My Fulham ticket's just come through the post!

[You gotta laugh

](http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/benitez-handed-%a320m-to-piss-straight-up-a-wall-200905211777/)

i love the way Rafa came out saying Utd won because they had the money to spend.. it wasn't anything to do with a better manager and better players. he has a gift in Gerrard and has spent serious money, and this year he should have done it but failed.

Chelsea and City have topped him with the spending but they just go to show it's not about spending money to win....

He has as much self awareness as Adebayor - who in the BBC interview believed fans didn't cheer him because of him being linked to other teams?! even when quizzed "Do you not think the fans moan because they don't see you try hard enough" the penny didn't drop!

Rafa is not a great manager, Ade is lazy. simple as

Rafa is shit Liverpool are shit except Gerrard and Torres. And even they are not as good as Anderson and Ronaldo. I am a plastic Cockney Kopite. Just thought it was quite an amusing read.

Glad there is only one game left this season. Next year I aint gonna bother

Got a joke from my Kopite mate today:

All sperm banks in Liverpool will be closing on May 30th cos all the wankers will be at Wembley

Bitter? No.....

Rafa is shit Liverpool are shit except Gerrard and Torres. And even they are not as good as Anderson and Ronaldo. I am a plastic Cockney Kopite. Just thought it was quite an amusing read.

Glad there is only one game left this season. Next year I aint gonna bother

Rafa is shit man, i have tried and tried but i cant like the bloke. To be fair i only read the top paragraph of that article before getting interupted.

If you had oNeil, Hiddink or that pissed twat at Everton you would have won IMO, and oNeil wouldn't blame the board and hold them to ransom.

pretty accurate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/robborobson/2009/05/lifes_just_not_fair.html

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/benitez-handed-20m-to-piss-straight-up-a-wall-200905211777/