Football

How does not having been to Derby in ten years sit with the Pisti Rules of Football Support (2011 edition revised)?

Is that the January or February revision?

The last match I saw was in 2002. Against Liverpool, we lost. I lived in Manchester from 1993-2002.
I then went to Nashville. I've been back to see my parents since then, but not to see the football.

I claim more ties to Manchester and Nashville than I do Derby. But I made the decision to be a Derby fan at 16. I can't change that now.

Nashville athletic are a top side tho!!

Was talking to Steve at the Coach & Horses about this at the weekend, he's organising this straight away and happy to have a few discerning soccer fans in the upstairs bar for this kind of thing... He wants to avoid a bunch of Pistis coming in and tearing the gaff up, y'see... Anyone interested? I can see Jonny and clintsmoker raising their hands at the back, Corny? Damo? Anyone else?

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this. Fucking Man City..

You could always win the champs league and pull a 'Scouse tantrum when you finish 5th'?

We'll be in a car (potentially), dude, so, er, I haven't been to Derby (thematch or thecityinacar) for er, 10 years.

Where's good to park? Park and ride?

adds to ignore

I claim more ties to Manchester and Nashville than I do Derby. But I made the decision to be a Derby fan at 16. I can't change that now.

16??!

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Joe, come and join Clive and I at the Chelsea Everton cup game. Sat 19th

Its an evening kick off, ride up and lock outside the ground. You do know we have moved from the Baseball Ground?
Parking is quite easy I normally park just next to the ground but we will need to meet up first so I can get you through the security barrier.
Any idea what time you will be arriving?

I was going to warn you that the beers and pies at PP are crap compared to last year but sounds like you were in shorts drinking fizzy pop and eating smarties when you last went.

Joe, come and join Clive and I at the Chelsea Everton cup game. Sat 19th

Proper middle class scouse.

"Clive and I"
should be "come and join me"
Yeah, 16 you bellend. I had to "choose" between Derby, Forest or Notts County.

Ramaye: PM on the way.

You could have gone for Ilkeston Town

Joe, come and join Clive and I at the Chelsea Everton cup game. Sat 19th

I'll be boozin' it up at the Effra, mate...

Live football >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Joe, come and join Clive and I at the Chelsea Everton cup game. Sat 19th

"Clive and I."

PMSL...

Proper middle class scouse.

"Clive and I"
should be "come and join me"
Yeah, 16 you bellend. I had to "choose" between Derby, Forest or Notts County.

Ramaye: PM on the way.

Should it not be "clive un us like"

it needs a La in there aswell.

and a few "A"s

Pisti's scouse accent is even worse than his mockney... shudders at the thought

OT (or not, maybe): Why do most scousers think they're proper funny fuckers? Srsly?

You'd need a sense of humour to live in liverpool.

That or a laaabotomy

Pisti's scouse accent is even worse than his mockney... shudders at the thought

OT (or not, maybe): Why do most scousers think they're proper funny fuckers? Srsly?

He's made us laugh for years though. Never more than that last post, so 'fraightfully refained, don't you know?'
farts in vicar's presence

Pisti's scouse accent is even worse than his mockney... shudders at the thought

OT (or not, maybe): Why do most scousers think they're proper funny fuckers? Srsly?

If you're from the city that gave the nation Jimmy Tarbuck, Tom O'Connor and that cunt who used to go on about Fokkers, you can't fail to be funny can you?

I claim more ties to Manchester and Nashville than I do Derby. But I made the decision to be a Derby fan at 16. I can't change that now.

16? damo that was only a couple of years ago and you say you haven't been there for 10. I think a change is due. Where was the last game that you actually went to? Support that team.

If you're from the city that gave the nation Jimmy Tarbuck, Tom O'Connor and that cunt who used to go on about Fokkers, you can't fail to be funny can you?

The Cast from Bread, Cilla Black, Blood Brothers, Brookside, The Scaffold, The Liver Birds, Derek Hatton.

Come to think of it, Derek Hatton was quite funny.

Stan Boardman is not funny. At all. I guarantee Pisti's got a story about someone yentzing his daughter.