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I can't help but think Sturridge was a bad idea. Looking forward to seeing the developments at the bridge though.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3318374/LIVERPOOL-fan-Shaun-McCormack-has-changed-his-name-to-Fernando-Torres.html

whoops

I can't believe we're letting Kakuta go out on loan to Fulham... I had such high hopes for that lad... :/

Kakuta needs games to get him up to speed with prem games, the bit part he has played will be dragging his development back, its a good thing as long as he stays fit and doesn't do a ben Arrrrrrr'fa (said in on the buses way)

United (Man) sell Rossi 3 years ago for £6m and now Spurs buy him for 30.

Shows that both the bacon face cunts are losing it.

Lets not forget that Fergie sold Pique for £5m too, what a piece of business that was...

Nice to see Konchesky has decided to join a side who's going to win something this year too.

Smuggest supporters of the year award?

Kakuta needs games to get him up to speed with prem games, the bit part he has played will be dragging his development back

I cannot really see where he would fit in though. With Dempsey, Dembele, Gera, Duff, Johnson and potentially Gudjohnson now too, I don't think the lad will get a game.

From Twitter:

"Everyone is saying that the medical for for Torres at Chelsea is a formality. What happens when they find his vagina?"

From Twitter:

"Everyone is saying that the medical for for Torres at Chelsea is a formality. What happens when they find his vagina?"

Caster Semanya in reverse?

Lines(wo)man?

Smuggest supporters of the year award?

Arsenal have that one sewn up.

From Twitter:

"Everyone is saying that the medical for for Torres at Chelsea is a formality. What happens when they find his vagina?"

LOLZ...well he could run the line..edit bah andy w got there befor me didnt see it

Lines(wo)man?

Shows that both the bacon face cunts are losing it.

Lets not forget that Fergie sold Pique for £5m too, what a piece of business that was...

We like to do our bit for lesser teams.

What pray tell, have you lot done for the game.

Thanks for that.

I nearly forgot Garry Birtles.

15 mins for all this nonsense to be over.

caroll goes at 22:58. fucking brilliant. plenty of time to buy a replacement. oh wait! any of you lot any good up front? I cant see ameobi and best getting many in what is quickly becoming a joyless division

The Geordies will be in for a suprise when they turn over their calenders tomorrow

^Ha!

"Sitting in a sleazy snack bar sucking sickly sausage rolls"

The Geordies will be in for a suprise when they turn over their calenders tomorrow

Oh dear :(

It's double March this year.

Arsenal have that one sewn up.

They were awarded the trophy permanently in about 1926 I believe.

Torres speaketh: -

"It is the dream for every top class footballer to play at a top class club and now I can do that."