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Are you saying that Carol Konchesky is going to be our new striker?
I hear she's quite lethal

Better than the freescoring Dirk Kuyt ?

The Huddersfield fans were superb yesterday. The contrast between them & the Wigan lot could not have been more stark.

Not difficult, Wigan had the smallest allocation and only sold about a third of it. By the end of that game they were outnumbered by the stewards.

Other way round with Huddersfield, empty home seats all over the place, and they still announce 59,000 attendance, wish they'd stop doing that, it's just embarrassing.

....if only they'd kept 'the next Van Basten' Babel

Not difficult, Wigan had the smallest allocation and only sold about a third of it. By the end of that game they were outnumbered by the stewards.

Other way round with Huddersfield, empty home seats all over the place, and they still announce 59,000 attendance, wish they'd stop doing that, it's just embarrassing.

We've sold our full allocation for tomorrow night, 2,900

Why did you only give us 5%? Thought the Prem was 10%?

Bid accepted for Torres according to the Mirror.

Not my mirror, according to that I still look like Peter Beardsley's stunt double. Bastard.

But Clive was there :)
Shame no one else was

I haven't been a regular at Stamford Bridge since 1981... I'll start going again when we drop out of the top flight...
#reversegloryhunter

We've sold our full allocation for tomorrow night, 2,900

Why did you only give us 5%? Thought the Prem was 10%?

You ask that and not expect me to trot a joke about car stereos?

But Clive was there :)
Shame no one else was

I remember a lock out crowd the day we humiliated Liverpool in the FA Cup.

I also remember being one of 6,000 who travelled to Newcastle. There were plenty of us.

carroll to liverpool ? hmm not 100% sure about that
possibly the new shearer possibly the new injury prone infrequent player

You ask that and not expect me to trot a joke about car stereos?

Racist

I also remember being one of 6,000 who travelled to Newcastle. There were plenty of us.

....yeah, 6,000

....if only they'd kept 'the next Van Basten' Babel

he scored on his debut for Hoffenhiem

Emile Heskey has been spoted in Newcastle, he was probably aiming for Sunderland

bloody babel and his talent

Sunday was a disaster. What can you do. Sometimes, especially with Spurs, we believe our hype and get absolutely turned over.

I'm a bit worried about seeing so many players go out on loan and not many coming in. We'll see who comes later on today.

Torres is gone... 50 mil...

great I get to see him in fucking blue on sunday, I feel sick

Torres is gone... 50 mil...

great I get to see him in fucking blue on sunday, I feel sick

Is this confirmed or speculation?

Don't worry, The Karma Police will catch him and he will be injured very soon

Talksport announced it, and it's all over twitter.

A 30 million bid has been officially made for Carrol, so the domino's are falling.

....yeah, 6,000

6,000 going all the way to Newcastle when we were in danger of relegation to the thuird division was a high number. It is significantly greater than the away allocation at St James' today. Given the number of northern and midlands sides who are hard pushed to fill the minimal away allocation in the premiership today, it was a significant number.

Oh God. I just saw that. We are playing those dirty snide cunts on Sunday. Fuck me. Maybe Gerrard can do a haymaker on him or whatever you call them.

I wish Liverpool fans would STFU about their heritage. If I was Torres I'd be on the next Virgin pendolino away from that place too.

hopefully he'll try too hard against us on sunday and pull a hammy

Yeah true

No beef!