Football

Blood sausage.

Sex magick?

Looking forward to this:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10116316-former-nfl-star-jj-watt-wife-kealia-to-compete-in-7-on-7-1m-soccer-tournament

In particular a big fan of this hugely unnecessary complication

It features 32 teams competing seven-on-seven with two 20-minute halves and a version of the Elam Ending with a target score time.

After the end of the second half, the teams play an untimed period in which the winner is determined by the first one to reach a predefined target score. The target score is one more goal than the team that is leading at the end of regulation.

For instance, if one team holds a 5-3 lead at the conclusion of the second half, the first team to reach six goals will win. If the score is tied at the end of the second half, the first team to score during the untimed period wins.

Slippy van de Ven.

That’s a slight improvement on last season I suppose.

Dear UEFA, please don’t give us another CL spot.

Bloody hell, what happened to Spurs?

Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool up next…

You are welcome Villa fans.

Also, big lols at Leicester and Dirty Leeds

For those who saw last week's goalkeeping mistake, Muric bettered it by some distance this week

Bellamy keen to accept management blame for it. I don't fully blame muric as is pretty basic rule that passes back to the keeper should never be on target. Sloppy all round. But if you took your chances could still have got all three points today

We play through the keeper (and especially Muric) so much that passes are direct to him. Frustrating couple of mistakes as he's probably the keeper with the best passing in the league and made a couple of stupid mistakes.

Story of the season though, so many games where we should have got a result and didn't. We've dropped 24 points from winning positions this season.

24 points..that is brutal. sorry dude

Looks like everyone has missed the incredible underdog story developing at Wrexham.

They've somehow managed to secure successive promotions despite having a budget that's at least twice what most of the other teams in their division have.

liv - cry .... ing right now

I'm guessing they'll probably make it up to the championship and then come up against clubs subsidised with serious money.

liverpool seem to be on spring break currently
poor poor performance today

fingers crossed for a 4-0 win on thurs to save our season

How is the quadruple attempt going?

one in the bag and trying our best, still looking shaky though

Nunez >>>>>>>>>>>>

half-time now, but title-securing Leverkusen match is live and free on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/live/mxub6BBMZK8?si=eISZRZewpHHOqHLV

Florian Wirtz is quite good. Unreal job that Alonso has done.

villa extending arse's 20 year wait for a title !

very much showing it today, eh!

Great weekend for City.

leverkeusen game cancelled due to smoke and fans on the pitch !

land of hope and glory on the speakers

Imagine throwing away an unbeaten season because of a pitch invasion. Would be so Leverkusen, thankfully the referee decided to just end the game.