Football

melee

Nice. I reckon we introduce Ice Hockey punch up rules too. It's not really 5-a-side unless a group of angry young men and kicking lumps out of each other.

Melee follows a joust you fool

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51870540

UEFA suspends all football.

The best option would be to revive the mid-70s TV show "All In the Game", an example of which...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGw9BwCX-bU

I think it should be made up of five a side teams with players only from on here.

Chelsea are fucked.

Meanwhile in Brazil...

I'll bite yer fuckin' legs off...

Chelsea still in Europe.

Where is @mikec when you need him? All his talk of one of the sure signs of spring being Chelsea going out of Europe and it looks as if we will still be there in the summer and possibly beyond.

If we are going down tv route go with It's a knock out or go full crazy with Takeshi's Castle

Friday night axe throwing, Shirley? Or a LARP tourney...

You’d have to run to catch him.

Yes LARP tournament amazing just to see pep face off Roy Hodgson as wizard vs warlock

Have you got your teeth in?

EFL & Premier League to be postponed until April 4th. Announcement at 11.

Can someone potatochop the Anfield trophy wall with a large asterisk with 1 inside it in preparation for the (non)end of this season?

They're 'avin' a fuckin' bubble...

What do they think is gonna happen in April?

Klopp as some sort of Conan dude.

Arteta as a paladin.

Sean dyche as some sort of orc.

Nigel Pearson as a ranger.

Football was paused for the world wars, football can be paused for this.

Mid season?

I hope Squires is listening...

He's on here

That's two fuck offs in a row, @Markyboy...

😂😂😂

Dyche def an orc I had Klopp as conjurer think it's his teeth and smile