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That's an explanation with evidence. Not an excuse.

Jose will have done that to hang him out to dry.

If we believe the hype around Jose.

It's Liverpool, someone probably stole the sprinklers.

#thatsracist

United result was a blessing if it solidifies the Specialist in Failure's return to Arsenalfantv.

It's the first time Wenger has beaten Morono in a competitive game but, as Phil Neville remarked, no one gives a shit. Bald and comb spring to mind

It's Liverpool FC - always someone else's fault, someone to blame

But when you have Ibrahimovic, Rooney and Carrick in your team who have a combined age of 174, Mourinho has an excuse

Ageist

Zlatan wasn't playing.

We've had enough of experts.

Zlatan wasn't playing

Doesn't make him any younger. And, anyway, when did you two get on first name terms?

Zlatan is Zlatan.

Chalfie is Chalfie.

Wait...

I am Zlatan.

Zlatan I am.
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Do you like green eggs and ham?

Marcos Alonso, you little beauty.

Boro only need 3 goals to avoid relegation.

Blimey, we might actually win the league!

Everyone else has known that was going to happen since Christmas.

Tell Corny that...

I nearly said "apart from Spurs fans", but deep down, they knew their sheets would get a dousing sooner or later.

Guzan. three goals through his legs. fucks sake. that has to be a first. though probably happens all the time in the mls which he can piss off back to.

Fell asleep befor the game, fabregas ran the show.
Alonso has proved me wrong really thought he was poor at the start if the season and wondered why he was brought in but he has scored goals and defended well.
1 more win !

Alonso has done a lot of good work down that left hand side this season, I think he's been absolutely fantastic for us...

Virtually written off before he kicked a ball. He's been one hell of a player for us this season and the overloads on the left flank thanks to his link up play are a thing of beauty to watch.