Football

Blackburn >>>>>

Thanks Ipswich.

Next season is our season.

Some epic bedwetting from Brighton since they secured promotion.

Fair play to Benitez for keeping his squad focused.

This Liverpool game is dog shite.

let's hope we see some more soiled sheets

Liverpool are strong contenders today...

This is the 4th time they've played Southampton this season and they still haven't managed to put a goal past them, even after a dodgy penalty decision.

another very fustrating game
i miss having a clinical striker a la suarez or torres
people you knew were going to score you goals given the merest chance

another strong defensive performance does for us

Rafa the Gaffer. Very pleased for him.
Good point today. Hopefully still in our hands if Arsenal can win later

Fuck. Sake. United.

They are the draw specialists. 442 last 25 mins should be interesting

Amazingly it's still in our hands

Safety and Blackburn being relegated. What a great weekend.

lucky first goal for the arse but gormless performance really.

Carrick was our best player. but Ramsey was theirs. and deserved motm gong

fucksake indeed

Nice one Barney Ronay: -

With half an hour gone the temperature was raised briefly by Wayne Rooney’s amusingly creaky attempt to hack down Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain near the touchline. Legs pumping desperately, Rooney landed on his back, studs flailing, like a venerable old family dog dozing in its basket and having a dream about chasing cats.

Klopp's "the pitch was too dry" excuse is an interesting one after a home game.

Presumably it was as dry for Southampton.

We were woeful.

Yeah I liked that a lot too. Time to put him down.

Poor Rooney. Such hate being expressed towards him by ungrateful ManU supporters. He has had a fine season, particularly in the games in which he hasn't played.

17:30
72 min: Rooney’s attempt to tackle Ozil was pure comedy. He’s looking every inch a future Chinese Super League star.

If he comes back to us I will cry

How much to you have to pay the ref to be awarded three penalties in a game? Not any ordinary game but the relegation day decider?

Enjoy the summer yentzing season, practice going down.

it was blatantly obvious from the tv pictures how dry the anfield pitch was

You always used to water it when we went up... #slippygate

dicki, excuse my ignorance but, as you say, the pitch was at Anfield. Liverpool own and manage Anfield. Why could they not have put the sprinklers on overnight or whatever it took to make the pitch play in the way that they wished? Surely they can afford it.

Excuses usually deal with something outside one's own control.

Or maybe I'm missing something. Please do enlighten me.

It would not have been a good excuse, for example, for Mourinho to have said "Sorry we lost but we had Wayne Rooney in our team"