Football

stay classy ronaldo, you slimy little cunt

#stilllow

Everton v Spurs

First game of season

Arsenal v Liverpool.
We have a very convenient Christmas schedule, two home games and a trip to Sunderland after a guaranteed 3 points on the 17th

Chelsea vs West Ham on opening day. Some tasty fixtures.

start the season how we ended the last. taking 3 points from Bournemouth

Yeah, this'll be interesting.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36539242

Villa's new owner has been sniffing glue.

Dr X's claret and blue army!

(I agree his ambitions are slightly optimistic at this stage).

I'm excited though. Gonna be a fun summer.

Wrong

You'll be back

@jaw

So, Kevin Strootman

Any good?

Used to be. Hasn't played much for the last two years so a bit hard to tell where he's at.
Worth a gamble on a free or sub £5m fee I guess.

Rumour mill has it Roma want £30m for him...

Massive gamble.

He'll probably go to one of the clubs that traditionally pays over the odds for players with a sketchy track record.

West Ham?

And at that point the championship will be the home of real football once again

Nail, head.

#stilllow

Ryan Giggs is now the bookies favourite to become next Forest manager.

Interesting to note that we've also appointed Fiorentina's old DoF who is apparently very close to Jorge Mendes.

This is either going to go extremely well, or (more likely) be an absolute clusterfuck.

It's a good place for your first managerial job. No one really cares if you fuck it up. Who you getting for the second half of the season?

Probably Pearson when you drop out the playoffs, again.

Is Pearson racist? Or is that his son?
Which one did we get?

Slow handclap for Danny Wilson and Dave Allen.