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John, If you popped your full kit back on you could do a better job than that mob.

Here you go

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2014/11/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-sunderland-v-chelsea-4/

Clive, do we really need to know about your underwear?

@TentBoy My articles are designed to be educational. I lead by example.

@cliveo - does your wife really iron your underpants?

No Andy. We have an ironing lady who comes in to do that. I thought that a reference to an ironing lady might make me seem a little Emily Thornberry.

It made you sound more like a leftover remnant from a time where the equality of the sexes was but a distant dream.

Anyway, ironing underpants >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'll tell Amanda.

#notmydepartment

Sneak preview of Liverpool's new shirt

Creased shreddies? What if you had an accident?

I see there is talk of DayZ beers. Could we have a combined DayZ/Football beers so we could lurk and listen in to what they are talking about?

I would take that, such an improvement... Hopefully we've lulled you all into a sense of security and don't consider us a threat again

Are we on for the 16th still?
I'm making arrangements.

Wilshere out for 3 months

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/everyone-in-crisis-except-chelsea-2014112793216

I would take that, such an improvement... Hopefully we've lulled you
all into a sense of security and don't consider us a threat again

Did you go yesterday?

Then there is the matter of the margin of victory. The record stands
at 18, when Manchester United won the league with 91 points in
1999-2000 and Arsenal came second with 73. The extraordinary thing
about that season is that after 12 games United were only fourth in
the table, with 24 points – that is, eight fewer than Chelsea have
now. Leeds, who finished 22 points adrift, were top with 26, Arsenal a
point behind and Sunderland, playing the Southampton role, ahead of
United on goal difference. United went on to win 21 of their final 26
games of the season.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/27/chelsea-premier-league-records-jose-mourinho?

The creases would catch the excrement?

Or are you turning into my mother and suggesting if I were to have an accident, the medical staff attending to me would have a low opinion of me if my pants were unironed? I know you're getting on, Clive, but in this day and age I think you'd be thought of as more of a weirdo if you had ironed underpants on.

"Look at this fella's pants, they've been ironed. He looks in his 40s but I bet he's a virgin and still lives with his mum."

I wish 12 games was an indicator of success.
Then Clive would stop beating that drum.

I've provisionally booked off my dad duties for the night of the 16th. Still need to confirm a venue though. Do you think there will be any more disabled people to unsettle at The Lamb?

Ramseye might be there and if he forgets to remove his underpants before ironng them, who knows what state he could be in.

Probably not me I'm afraid, got my works Christmas party the next night

But that'll be full of cunts, Mike. Come on the 16th instead.

Oh.

I'm in for 16th.