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oh and it's just behind the modernist catholic cathedral

Is that what they do in Liverpool?

He said old and fat, not short and fat.

He's also got a scouse accent, rather than a Wiltshire one...

And there I was about to ask dicki for directions from the station to the university...

Turn left out of the station, then left again up Mount Pleasant. Assuming you're going to the proper university, not John Moores.

His ring tone is the theme from Z Cars...

does he keep dipping into a 1/4 lb bag of toffees ?

You lot were right. We've had our pants pulled again paying english tax
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http://www.theequaliser.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/14-07-18_leadweb.png

In addition to Lallana's 57 tackles to Kroos’ 54 last season, he also won 74 fouls for his team compared to the 35 won by his German counterpart. We've been bummed

I know it's not your fault but the person who made that infographic is likely a Liverpool fan.

Last football season Kroos played 42 games.
5 goals and 9 assists. His pass percentage never dropped below 90% and averaged 92%
Kroos averages 2 tackles per game against Lallana at 1.4
Key passes are roughly the same but Kroos has 82 passes per game to Lallana's 34.
They both average 1 cross per game.

Lallana is also 2 years older. So yes I would still maintain that Kroos is a far superior player to Lallana, not that I think anyone needed to make that assessment.

4 beers is standard headin up to 7 for prematch excitement.

I suspect the lad's up for a firendly

tranmere
seems like everton aren't trying to break into the usa this summer then

You lot were right. We've had our pants pulled again paying english tax
:(

http://www.theequaliser.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/14-07-18_leadweb.png

In addition to Lallana's 57 tackles to Kroos’ 54 last season, he also won 74 fouls for his team compared to the 35 won by his German counterpart. We've been bummed

But Kroos wouldn't move to Liverpool.

Turn left out of the station, then left again up Mount Pleasant. Assuming you're going to the proper university, not John Moores.

The hospital will be on your left, and the old tropical shool of medicine on your right.

That's if you go up London Road, not Mt Pleasant.

Pleasant?

Are you taking the piss?

Turn left out of the station, then left again up Mount Pleasant. Assuming you're going to the proper university, not John Moores.

Oi, some of us graduated from there.

That university is the only thing worse than my football team.

Pleasant?

Are you taking the piss?

Ha! That'll be the world famous scouse sense of humour. Or they just nicked it on a trip up to London.

I'm surprised that Lovren is so much and Hummels is so little, so a bit of both.

Donetsk have 6 players refusing to return to Ukraine. To be honest I'm hardly shocked, I wouldn't be up for living or playing there. Think there could be a few sales over the next month or so.

Who knows if they'll have a league to return to...?!

I know it's not your fault but the person who made that infographic is likely a Liverpool fan.

Last football season Kroos played 42 games.
5 goals and 9 assists. His pass percentage never dropped below 90% and averaged 92%
Kroos averages 2 tackles per game against Lallana at 1.4
Key passes are roughly the same but Kroos has 82 passes per game to Lallana's 34.
They both average 1 cross per game.

Lallana is also 2 years older. So yes I would still maintain that Kroos is a far superior player to Lallana, not that I think anyone needed to make that assessment.

I know Kroos is incredibly metronomic with his passing. Can you do something for successful attacking runs/taking on opposition players with the ball at feet?

Klopp on Hummels and Reus: "Marco and Mats will play for us the next season. There are no signs that these two players want to leave."

LFC have got Javi Manquillo on a 2yr loan with an option to buy of €6mil...

lets hope he works out better than our last 3 loans in

Brazil seem to be the new England.
Just recycling the same old crap http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28387789

I know Kroos is incredibly metronomic with his passing. Can you do something for successful attacking runs/taking on opposition players with the ball at feet?

Yep:

Lallana wins the dribbles with 1.8 to Kroos 1 per game
He was also fouled more than Kroos 1.9 against 1.3

But he suffered three times the amount of ball turnovers and being dispossessed that Kroos did.

Of course the stats here don't show that Kroos had a much superior team than Lallana. Also I don't dislike Lallana or think he is a bad player, it's just that to compare him to Kroos is absurd.

TBH the Ukraine-based players deserve everything they get for choosing to play in some backwater shithole just for the money, see also: Russia-based players

See also: Birmingham and Villa players.

Also I don't dislike Lallana or think he is a bad player, it's just that to compare him to Kroos is absurd.

The transfer market appears to disagree with you... LOL! #etc

See also: Birmingham and Villa players.

Oooh, you're 'ard