Football

Like Ceuta and Melilla are Moroccan...

Precisely.

I meant the footballers. Why don't they go and occupy it for a bit

And do what? Play football against a Penguin XI?

Messi could compare growth hormones with them...

i'm sure a royal prince could rustle up a handy first 11 if required

So how many goals will Rooney not score this WC

He defo won't get more than 2

He won't score a single goal. And hopefully get dropped after the second game.

He's finished. ManUre should offload him whilst people still think he's as good as CR7.

Luckily Stretford will try to eek some more cash for him after another WC no-show and I think we can finally tell him to fuck off. Doubt anyone will match what he perceives to be his value...

And do what? Play football against a Penguin XI?

Messi could compare growth hormones with them...

Who gives a shit? If they care about it so much maybe they can all fuck off there whilst the WC is on

What about the people who were born there?

He's finished. ManUre should offload him whilst people still think he's as good as CR7.

Isn't he on 300K a week now though? Great bit of business that

Both. Stretford is a bloodsucking cunt. Rooney is deluded.

And yes Mike it is, for everyone but us.

What about the people who were born there?

I'm sure they can rustle up a team from the local farmers and butchers etc

The Penguin XI would still be better.

I noticed even Nike don't want actual Rooney in their adverts and used some CGI in that advert with Ronaldo/Neymar in it.

Who's going to sell more boots?

Not Shrek.

Its a shame that he has to play. We'd be be better with Sturridge and Lambert

Who cares?

Fuck me, we'd be better with Brett Angel & Jason Lee!

Lambert and Butler

McAlmont and Butler

Who cares?

Very much this.

Relented and joined the office sweepstake. Go Netherlands, come on you pasty north European not quite Viking clog wearing tulip farmers.

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