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Manchester City will pay £25m to land Real Madrid defender Pepe, 31, as a partner for captain Vincent Kompany, 28

They'll probably go for Suarez as well now. If only to be able to say that they've got the 2 biggest cunts in football on the same team.

Diego Costa... he'll be competing for that title next season don't you worry

The premier league has a "one in one out" policy, which means that Suarez will be sold.

Did anyone else read that http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2014/6/5/5777740/chelsea-summer-transfer-budget
about Chelsea being able to afford a £150m spend this summer and still comply with FFP? One for Damo, I reckon...

Hiya, Corny! x

PS Who fancies the Spain/Holland game on Friday night? 8pm KO...

Who fancies the Spain/Holland game on Friday night? 8pm KO...

jaw?

Tough call for our resident Dutchman... The missus won't be happy if the plastic carrot wavers nick a win...

Mine won't be overly impressed if the current holders don't win.

As she says: "...the amount of fucking money they're paid..."

Suarez, Slippy G... Diving, cheating, loved-by-ref cunts...

jaw?
I'll be watching it in a Spanish bar in Amsterdam.

Tough call for our resident Dutchman... The missus won't be happy if the plastic carrot wavers nick a win...
Gladly the missus doesn't care that much, until they start winning that is.
#plasicofantastico

Mine won't be overly impressed if the current holders don't win.

As she says: "...the amount of fucking money they're paid..."

^Pretty much this...

I'll be watching it in a Spanish bar in Amsterdam.

Oops - I forgot.

The premier league has a "one in one out" policy, which means that Suarez will be sold.

Barton....

Oops - I forgot.

I'm gonna have some nasi goreng and a few bintangs followed by some football.

Uruguay vs. England on Thursday night?

Barton....

He's different. He's our cunt. I'm amazed he didn't get a call from Roy.

I'm gonna have some nasi goreng and a few bintangs followed by some football.

Uruguay vs. England on Thursday night?

At 2am?

Fuck that.

I somehow had it down for 11pm?

Argentina making an early bid for the trolling medals.

i hope our thugs give their thugs a damn good thrashing

Unlikely. Their thugs can call on reinforcements fairly quickly. Our thugs can't even rely on Ronnie Biggs anymore.

Argentina making an early bid for the trolling medals.

What's that say then?

"The Falklands are Argentina's"

the Falklands is Argentina or something like that

Like Gibraltar is Spanish...

runs for cover

Ahh nothing like bringing politics into sport.
If they want it I guess they are free to try and take it back

Like Gibraltar is Spanish...

runs for cover

Like Ceuta and Melilla are Moroccan...

Ahh nothing like bringing politics into sport.
If they want it I guess they are free to try and take it back

The last thing we need is another hoo-ha in the South Atlantic.