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^^ Down the pub nailing Tennents probably

I would not mess with Franny Lee...

Jack Wilshere.

Cazorla.

Ask Corny...

Boom - in before me.

^^^^Step in and block one of those haymakers immediately followed by a swift elbow = night night.

In other news: Nice to see genuine happiness in football (unlike that Rodfallow CL celebration):

Carrying a bit of weight.

I would not mess with Franny Lee...

Why? He had a toilet paper business. Perfect clear up person.

Where there's muck, there's brass...

I thought he was a supermarket baron?

those muffin tops are below his centre of gravity chalfie
they add to his " strength on the ball "

Why? He had a toilet paper business. Perfect clear up person.

listen to the shirehorses - the ballad of franny lee for the full story

king of the kippax

Alan Bawl: Going down, Going down little Franny Lee,

 Down to division three,
 We`ve only one lad who isn`t half bad,
 And that`s little George Kinkladze.

 And at first the crowd roared,
 But now they`re just bored,
 They go la la la la la, la la la la lee,
 This is the ballad of Franny Lee.

Franny Lee: I cant go down and I wont go down,

 I`ve spent twelve million quid on city,
 Of the money I`ve made in the bog paper trade,

AB: Well bloody hell, don`t blame me.

 And at first the crowd roared,
 But now they`re just bored,
 They go la la la la la, la la la la lee,
 Bring me the head of Franny Lee.

FL: Call yourself a manager you little toss pot,

 Your voice hasn`t broke and your balls haven`t dropped,
 You won the world cup in your stupid white boots,
 Now you turn up for work in flat caps and shell suits.

AB: Now here`s a home truth you puddin-basin-haired twonk,

 Deeply ironic it is,
 From that profitable caper wholesaling bog paper,
 You`ve landed us deep in the shit.

 And at first the crowd roared,
 But now they`re just bored,
 They go la la la la la, la la la la lee,
 The King of the kippax is Franny Lee
 They go la la la la la, la la la la lee,     
 King of the shit house is Franny Lee.

Jaw's found a Real Madrid café here.

Where there's muck, there's brass...

I thought he was a supermarket baron?

That as well.

Where there's muck, there's brass...

I thought he was a supermarket baron?

Where there are brasses there is muck

So Costa has passed his medical. Based purely on last season I'm pleased as chips that Chelsea have signed him. Let's hope he's not a one season wonder.

I have my reservations...
#possiblecrock

Is he the new Torres or Shevchenko?

Please let him not be another bloody Nando...

I think £35m will represent good value - might he be as good as Suarez? Not too sure.

I have my reservations about his temperament and suitability in the Premiership. The Real defence generally had him sorted and I think other quality defences might also but he will suit Chelseas counter attacking style and mourinho is a similar style manager to Simeone.

Not ONE punch connected...

He has the reach of a subbuteo player. At least he tried which is more than most players who puff up their chest and hope a team mate will get In between them before it deflates. And the Leeds dude didn't fall down and roll on the floor like a pussy either. It's no fun being tall and having short angry people flailing at you.

Ask Pisti how he deals with it.

Just started watching the Ecuador game, nice goal...

Commentators wheeling out the same apologist crap, I guess they've gotta get their world cup chops together as well...

Can't wait for these cunts to go out in the group stage... Embarrassing...

Commentators wheeling out the same apologist crap, I guess they've gotta get their world cup chops together as well...

Can't wait for these cunts to go out in the group stage... Embarrassing...

This is ITV that you're talking about. What did you expect?

Trust me, I expect nothing from any of these jokers... I feel bad for Frank...

Chris Smalling. Can someone, anyone please explain?