Football

Lallana: sfc rate him at about £25m. He was subbed more than mesut@real and he's 26, so no spring chicken. Aside from player the year 4years on the bounce there, has done nothing.

Fabregas: about £30m, has been part of one of the best clubs ever to grace a football pitch is 27.

Who is better value?

Fellaini.

Wait. What.
Jack Rodwell.

Gareth Barry.

Stewart Downing.

Conor Sammon.

Richard Keogh.

Steve Hodge.

Keogh. Hodge.
Collapsed Lung.

Thundersly Invacar.

Mornington Crescent

Ok. I think the question misinterpreted....

How shit is the new guardian app by the way. Wish I never installed the update.

What's so wrong with it?

I think it's alright.

It's easier to navigate the website on your phone than the app. The layout is a cluster fuck of epic proportions and don't get me started on the ads. The loading time between sections is a pisstake as well.

Here we go http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/03/uefa-president-qatar-bid-bin-hammam

#surrendermonkey

How shit is the new guardian app by the way. Wish I never installed the update.

What's so wrong with it?

Ask Corny...

Richard Keogh.

Time for that gif? New page and all that...

Norman Hunter is a pussyclaht...

Yep, he goes down easily with Frannie Lee only managing to brush his hair with his stubby-armed swings.

Not ONE punch connected...

Where's Big Dunc when you need him.

^^^^Step in and block one of those haymakers immediately followed by a swift elbow = night night.

In other news: Nice to see genuine happiness in football (unlike that Rodfallow CL celebration):