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Anyone else watching the Europa League final?

Really good end to end stuff with some top last-ditch defending.

I'm backing Benfica to win, but I'd like Sevilla to.

Plenty of noise about Vela heading back to the Emirates for €4m

Anyone else watching the Europa League final?

Really good end to end stuff with some top last-ditch defending.

I'm backing Benfica to win, but I'd like Sevilla to.

Me. That has to be one of the most exciting 0 - 0 draws I've seen for a long time.
Think it will go to penalties.

Jaw, there's speaking your mind and then there's Sherwood, he was speaking as if he'd won the lot without having the silverware or the great football teams he's managed to back it up.

Did he actually pass his UEFA Pro coaching license?

It's great how knackered all the players are, everyone's got cramp, even the ref looks fucked. Great for a 0-0, Sevilla should have killed it in extra time though.

Hope Sevilla can do it but reckon it will be Benfica

Yep. Was a good game

We haven't even laughed at the Algerian lesbian and his GF

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/samir-nasri-girlfriend-twitter-model-3538547

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Plenty of noise about Vela heading back to the Emirates for €4m

Still can't find that rofl copter

and on a spurs note, looking forward to who we get in. Sherwood shot himself in the foot with his overactive gob, and attitude. Any club in the premiership that offers him a job he should grab it with both hands and not let it go.
And his arguments that he had the best winning percentage of any tottenham manager, were also uttered in AVB's defence and they got short shrift as well. You still got beat by the big boys that we aspire to be winning against, so if AVB gets the bullet for it, so should he..

Not sure who'll we get in, but think I'd prefer De Boer, worried about Pochettino's longevity, and think Laudrup would be a good fit.

Currently looking forward to the La Liga decider on Satuday afternoon, Effra Hall anyone? And the Champions League Final, Effra Hall anyone? and then the World Cup, Effrra Hall anyone?

Premier "League"

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I seek clarification on this point please.

proper chavs on holiday aren't they

he needs more losbter pink sunburn though

So depressing that everyone is entitled to a passport.
Surely there should be some test?

Father's team?
Place of birth?

You're so Daily Mail, Mike... It's incredible...

Forgot the FA Cup is on this weekend. Used to be that I'd wake up on a saturday morning, ready to spend all day watching the build up and seeing how the teams got to the final...

Now I'm a bit upset that the FA Cup is on at the same time as the La Liga decider, and am trying to figure out where will be showing it rather than Arsenal attempting not to trip over their feet like the last time they were in a final and Birmingham stuffed them.

Liverpool, as ever, win the schmaltz cup. You might need your toes surgically uncurled after watching this......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVqsaRKTHAo&feature=youtu.be

Sounds like another crop of talented youngsters are ready to be completely ignored by Mourinho:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/14/manchester-united-chelsea-premier-league-under21-final

proper chavs on holiday aren't they

he needs more losbter pink sunburn though

So depressing that everyone is entitled to a passport.
Surely there should be some test?

I suspect I'm in one of those moods where I need to step away from the keyboard (I'm sure you're just having a laugh) but give it a fucking rest. I hoped this would be solace from such backward, knobby trains of 'thought' that I can get anywhere out ->>>>>>>>>>>>> there.
If not please don't hesitate to do you raghead mooslim routines, too.

Liverpool, as ever, win the schmaltz cup. You might need your toes surgically uncurled after watching this......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVqsaRKTHAo&feature=youtu.be

Yawn.

Manchester City Anthem Blue Moon [with lyric] - YouTube

Liverpool, as ever, win the schmaltz cup. You might need your toes surgically uncurled after watching this......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVqsaRKTHAo&feature=youtu.be

The Sixth Beatle? Which one was he? The tone deaf, clothed eared, tuneless one?

That sounds like one of my mate Tony's more maudlin efforts...

Big Beagles fan but he's Dirty Leeds...

The delightful Marlon King appears to have come a cropper again.