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Annual LFGSS football thread PL end of season awards:

1) Team of the year
Liverpool

2) Manager of the year
Mourinho

3) Goal of the year
Something by Suarez

4) Assist of the year
Something by Suarez

5) Player of the year
Suarez

6) Cunt of the year
Cheating, diving, elbowing cunt at Chelsea. Can't remember his name

7) Pundit of the year
Carragher

8) Bedwetter(s) of year
Liverpool

9) Buy of the year
Pullis - Do managers count?

10) Rookie of the year
Sterling

11) Donkey of the year
Gerrard

Nasri left out of France squad;

France squad:

Goalkeepers: Hugo Lloris (Tottenham Hotspur), Steve Mandanda (Olympique Marseille), Mickael Landreau (Bastia)

Defenders: Mathieu Debuchy (Newcastle United), Lucas Digne (Paris St Germain) Patrice Evra (Manchester United), Laurent Koscielny (Arsenal), Eliaquim Mangala (Porto), Bacary Sagna (Arsenal), Mamadou Sakho (Liverpool), Raphael Varane (Real Madrid)

Midfielders: Yohan Cabaye (Paris St Germain), Clement Grenier (Olympique Lyon), Blaise Matuidi (Paris St Germain), Rio Mavuba (Lille), Paul Pogba (Juventus), Moussa Sissoko (Newcastle United), Mathieu Valbuena (Olympique Marseille)

Forwards: Karim Benzema (Real Madrid), Olivier Giroud (Arsenal), Antoine Griezmann (Real Sociedad), Loic Remy (Newcaste United), Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich)

Lads. Approx 30 days to lay some pipe. Stop posting other countries provisional World Cup squads.
Pea roast I know but let's get some focus here
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9q3i80-X3s

Oh .......and up the O's

Mahrez in the Algerian 30, good stuff.

"I only found out about Mahrez in February and went to watch a few of his matches. He's an interesting player," Halilhodzic said at the Algerian Football Federation training centre on Monday.

Hope Gerrard doesn't do a Carra and leave before we win the league (whether after the next season or longer). Unlike the other oldies he's actually pretty damn good.

However, just because we came so close this season it doesn't guarantee us anything for the next season. I'll be guilty of thinking like that.

Mahrez in the Algerian 30, good stuff.

"I only found out about Mahrez in February and went to watch a few of his matches. He's an interesting player," Halilhodzic said at the Algerian Football Federation training centre on Monday.

So is Djebbour, who probably played his only match for us around February...

Lads. Approx 30 days to lay some pipe. Stop posting other countries provisional World Cup squads.
Pea roast I know but let's get some focus here
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9q3i80-X3s

So much this.
Really who gives a toss about WC squads?

goodnight sweet prince

roman abramaovich is now the longest serving owner in the first division

in other news
joe cole is now available on a free
he could join up with terry and lamps as part of the current overhaul of the chelsea squad ( where they are selling any young skillful attacking players and re signing old defensive talent ) and mourihno could re live 2004 all over again

Hope Gerrard doesn't do a Carra and leave before we win the league (whether after the next season or longer). Unlike the other oldies he's actually pretty damn good.

However, just because we came so close this season it doesn't guarantee us anything for the next season. I'll be guilty of thinking like that.

All your current players will have long retired by the time LFC even get a sniff of winning the prem.

All your current players will have long retired by the time LFC even get a sniff of winning the prem.

you mean like the sniff we had this season?

haha

Can someone make sure Pisti gets to read this opinion piece (if he didn't actually write it).

http://www.sundayworld.com/sport/opinion/roy-curtis/why-stevie-g-is-most-self-obsessed-footballer-of-his-generation

My WC this year will be Belgium:

Goalkeepers: Thibaut Courtois, Simon Mignolet, Koen Casteels, Silvio Proto

Defenders: Toby Alderweireld, Anthony Vanden Borre, Laurent Ciman, Vincent Kompany, Daniel van Buyten, Thomas Vermaelen, Nicolas Lombaerts, Jan Vertonghen

Midfielders: Axel Witsel, Steven Defour, Marouane Fellaini, Moussa Dembélé, Nacer Chadli, Kevin De Bruyne, Eden Hazard, Dries Mertens, Kevin Mirallas, Adnan Januzaj

Attackers: Romelu Lukaku, Divock Origi.

Reserves: Nainggolan, Pocognoli, Hazard, Gillet, Batshuayi, Van Damme

Not the hottest on the planet but some great talents and if managed well will have a decent run.

Annual LFGSS football thread PL end of season awards:

1) is Perry Groves

2) is Perry Groves

3) is Perry Groves

4) is Perry Groves

5) is Perry Groves

6) is Perry Groves

7) is Liam Brady

8) is Perry Groves

9) is Perry Groves

10) is Perry Groves

11) is Perry Groves

We all live in a Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world...

http://www.sundayworld.com/sport/opinion/roy-curtis/why-stevie-g-is-most-self-obsessed-footballer-of-his-generation#.U3JtOM7M1J4.twitter

Mancron's already there...

^Insightful. And completely true.

http://www.sundayworld.com/sport/opinion/roy-curtis/why-stevie-g-is-most-self-obsessed-footballer-of-his-generation#.U3JtOM7M1J4.twitter

Mancron's already there...

Lols. i wish i had people like this critiquing my work!

The end of the season was bittersweet for me

I liken it to an away to a really big team...Bayern/Barca etc going ahead in the game then conceding a late equaliser. Annoyed to not win yet still would have taken the result at the start of the game.

Have wee seen how Chelsea can't recognise their own fans yet???

https://twitter.com/MercyRuled/status/466158107350269952

Have wee seen how Chelsea can't recognise their own fans yet???

That's why they give them plastic flags.

I think that's meant to be a joke at Cardiff City's expense.

1) Team of the year
Palace / Liverpool

2) Manager of the year
Pullis

3) Goal of the year
That Wiltshire one

4) Assist of the year
Swansea vs Norwich 2-0 De Guzman - YouTube

5) Player of the year
Yaya Toure

6) Cunt of the year
Vincent Tan

7) Pundit of the year
Who cares. Probably Danny Murphy.

8) Bedwetter(s) of year

9) Buy of the year
Can't think of anyone

10) Rookie of the year
Luke Shaw

11) Donkey of the year
Tantrum Tim / Moyes

http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2014/may/14/world-cup-squads-quiz