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  • I'm doing my drying at the launderette... Well boring, my normal place is shut... Fatima, the Nigerian woman that runs the place in Herne Hill, is a crack-up...

  • Your Honour, I present the prosecution's first exhibit... Luis Suarez...

    A person cannot be presented as an exhibit unless they're dead.

  • Well, then don't take it too seriously, you have the iPhone, use it and be amused while laundretting.

  • 'Slain has an iPhone?!

    collapses

  • Nexus 5, bitches...

  • Chelsea losing to Sunderland, if it was Liverpool doing the equivalent we'd never hear the end of it.

    Chelsea eh, what a shower of wetlips and finger pointers... How many dodgy penalties have Chelsea had under Mourinho's leadership, and one goes against him and we're back to the same old bad loser face...

    Might actually show my face at the title decider (channeling MikeC) between Chelsea and Liverpool.. Just to see TS in person move from cocky, to depressed to blase don't give a fuck, where's the beer if Chelsea get beat like they did against Sunderland..

  • "get beaten..."

    And you're a writer!

  • David Moyes is a football genius:

    http://www.newstalk.ie/content/000/images/000040/42833_60_news_hub_multi_630x0.jpg

    Apparently he also had Carrick watching videos of Leon Osman.

  • Still awaiting Tenderloin in LFC FKW mode...

  • Corny knows WORDS!

    Not so hot with sentence construction/grammar tho'...

    Bruv, I don't Effra anymore cuz I got streams on my 40 incher!

  • PS I'm at Le Reej, join me...

  • Still awaiting Tenderloin in LFC FKW mode...

    According to his allaboutmegram he's striding around like Jeff Bridges, rockin' the Nike slides...

  • Woody Allen more like...

  • rumours breaking moyes to be sacked today

    anyone want fellani ?

  • It ain't gonna happen.

    The Glazers wouldn't want to cough up that amount of money.

    Besides, who on earth would want that job?

  • It's an Easter miracle!!

    https://vine.co/v/M1EAuBzMiuV

    No shame whatsoeva. He even did that thing long after the whole passage of play where he held his leg and kept grimacing.

    I'd prefer he looked an opponent in eye and then smashed them in the face.

    Moyes out anytime now...They must haver a replacement.

  • Don't go yet, Moyes. We want another season!

  • encore .....encore

  • can someone give a list of crap ex-2nd division out of work managers that could possibly get the manure job just to make me feel good for a while before they announce someone decent

  • Billy Davies

  • but hopefully it won't be sir alex

    the curse of merseyside

  • I'd say that Suarez and Gerrard are the main 2 reasons that I don't want them to win the league. Every other kopite in the meedja would be the third and fourth and certainly not last would be all the tosspots on here.

    bless

    x

  • Billy Davies

    yay i had a feeling he might be available
    on a 10 year contract ?

  • Billy Davies

    There's more chance of it being Billy Bonds.

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