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Gerrard is a cunt, end of... Cheating, diving, sly fucker...

Captain Fantastic, my arse...

Why is he seen as being so objectionable?

Because he's a dirty, cheating bastard?

Because he moans like a fanny at any perceived slight?

Because he beat someone up who refused to give him the controller to a CD player in a bar?

Take your pick.

I was channelling Pisti then, how did I do?

Kopite en*title*ment...

Gerrard is a cunt, end of... Cheating, diving, sly fucker...

Captain Fantastic, my arse...

I tried to explain to this guy why Gerrard is disliked.

He said that he thought that we respected players who'd only played for one club and named a list of players. I added Terry to that list and he said that he understood what I meant.

He said: "Isn't he the one who fucked his brothers wife?" I explained that he probably had, but that it was gentleman Giggs who'd actually partaken in pleasures of the flesh with his sister-in-law.

I don't think Ryan is the only EPL star to yentz an in-law. There was an alleged story that involved Stevie's sister in-law I think. She was quite young at the time too...

#allegedly

Me too, which is why I did. The client (a local Lib'pool fan) had the match on and I had to listen to him screaming when they scored.

We gave some easter bunnies filled with smarties to our cleaner. She looked overjoyed.

Joy. They're everywhere aren't they.
I just donated a tenner to cancer research in Mike's name. There are a few decent ones out there.

I don't think Ryan is the only EPL star to yentz an in-law. There was an alleged story that involved Stevie's sister in-law I think. She was quite young at the time too...

#allegedly

Yeah, but I think it was Pisti who yentzed her.

That would make sense.

"Old enough to bleed etc"

A gentleman abides by the "half your age plus seven" rule.

I don't think that anyone has ever accused Pisti of being a gentleman.

liverpool team spirit and assistant manager and group hug

chelsea team spirit and scrappy doo and group hug

can you see the difference

I was wondering who that little Bell End is. He looks the nasty aggressive sort. Could do with a slap I thought

#wheresEva?

Not many teams celebrating a penalty awarded against them, try again with a Chelsea goal celebration.

Fabio is fantastico

I was wondering who that little Bell End is. He looks the nasty aggressive sort. Could do with a slap I thought

lots of chat on the radio this morning saying the guy is a nasty piece of work in general

Your Honour, I present the prosecution's first exhibit... Luis Suarez...

I look forward to the West Brom contingents' response to that particular TS gem.

Ignorance is amusing as long as it isn't presented as fact

Generally talking, Clint, that's a great phrase.

Does anyone take anything that anybody says on this thread seriously?

Good...

Apart from Fest, obvs...

#tooeasy

Yeah I heard it the other day on a documentary.