Whisky / Whiskey / Bourbon

Diet?
Animal.

Ting. Surely.

the word 'diet' slobbered from hippy's greasy lips has a certain irony to it

I've got no whisky in the house.

Any other blends as nice as monkey shoulder?

Many that are better. But you'll have to go Japanese.

Okes. Ideas pls.
I fancy being bill Murray.

have no idea how it tastes but brought some of this for J's brother

https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/nikka-from-the-barrel-whisky/?srh=1

can be got in whiskey store off the strand for £35 odd..

Ding dong.
Winner.

Think I've tried that. Is heavy.

It's lovely.

I recently tried to buy a large bottle of Swedish whisky from the duty free at Stockholm airport, however I was informed you can't buy spirits there if you are travelling within the European union - Swedish law.

Fucking Sweden.

Any other blends as nice as monkey shoulder?

if you like that falsely caramel shit you may as well go teachers/bells/lidl

I fancy being bill Murray

@Chalfie at home right now....

^herve villechaize more like

I was underwhelmed by 10 year Talisker (which is my budget). Going to give Ardberg a go.

Also didnt like bunnahabhain 12.

which aspects affected your whelm? of both

peatiness, smoki-ness .. bunnahabhain 12 was as good as drinking any highlands malt.

Oh get you and your authentic authenticity.

They took my Egyptian beer.

Or was that Switzerland?

Same fucking shit.

Fuck 'em both!

#jkscnts

Sakara?

Dive trip beer. Good times.

it's in that 'entry level' £30-40 bracket tho

you tried ardbeg 10, laphroaig quarter cask, highland park 12, dalwhinnie 15?

Talisker 10 is a completely underwhelming single malt, only a half step above Glenfliddich 12 which is truly shite.

Is Aberfeldy 12 any good? £28 pounds at the moment in Sainsburys and my whisky supplies are running low...

At that price range there's The Big Peat and Smokey Joe. Both good blended whiskies. Or the Ileach Cast Strength would also be a good option.

Usually left on the shelf, in a pub, with the light on it, over a heat source, the bottle's all sticky underneath, served in a glass with a smudge, and a load of ice.

Or, it's pulled out of the back of the cabinet when you go to someone's house and they suggest a snifter. And you have to be polite, because they're not your best mate, but they're friends of friends, and they cooked dinner, and you hope (secretly) that after this there may be a chance to break out the drugs in your wallet.

That's the absolutely best-case scenario for a glenfiddich 12