Predictions for 2009

someone will takes someone elses post out of context and get all arsey about it
a short but heated debate will take place
said two offenders will make up and wish they hadn't posted while pissed / while still angry about something trivial
world will return to normal

How dare you. 2008 is the year of the cunt, next year I will be affecting a new "hug in a word".

Any chance of a poll?

Any chance of a poll?

Why not? I think that we just need the new "hug in a word" candidates

Why not? I think that we just need the new "hug in a word" candidates

Goatherder.

Goatherder.

"Photoben" is my current favourite candidate for cunt replacement duties.

there will be a doping scandal on the 09 TDF
more newbies will join this forum
more oldies will leave this forum
hippy will still be here

The first sub-2 minute East Drinks TT.

...and it won't be JimBilly.

'09 will be the year of the mud flap. Mark you.

BORING PROPHET: ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...

It is my prediction that we shall all be attacked by rabbits with "Sharp pointy teeth".

i predict a thread of predictions for 2010

Deep

i predict BRM will get more lookalikes!

That's a pretty safe bet.

The forum will be overtaken by car threads which are much more popular than bike ones and where all the most important forum members can be found. The less important forum members will leave and the bike sections will die out. The forum will be renamed WAC (What a Car).

The Bridges drive will take place twice a year in summer and winter.
Optimal mass will be the first Friday of the month.

In 2010 (yes I can predict that far ahead) Jeremy Clarkson will invite the key members of the new forum to test drive on Top Gear.

that's it, move on. best not to be bitter.

Fixed Gear riders will do what mountain biking did about 10 years ago, having bikes that are only good for doing that particular style of riding an nowt else i.e. trials bikes, DH, jump etc.

"3. 2009 will see the "explosion" of the TT Hybrid as bike shops figure out that shopper bikes + tt bars = cycling gold"

none of this will matter as the LHC will suck us into a black hole

... or just break

"3. 2009 will see the "explosion" of the TT Hybrid as bike shops figure out that shopper bikes + tt bars = cycling gold"

I swear there was a bloke like this in RP yesterday!

we all lose our jobs. there will be food shortages, power cuts, civil unrest and marshal law.
rampant inflation will mean money is worthless. tinned food water and diesel will be the new currency.
merry xmas everybody.

"3. 2009 will see the "explosion" of the TT Hybrid as bike shops figure out that shopper bikes + tt bars = cycling gold"

That'll be a 'yes' from you, then, Pifko?

Following the slack chain wars in March, summer will see the emergence of the chainless fixed.

Meet your new VB http://redwelly.co.uk/?page_id=4

I swear there was a bloke like this in RP yesterday!

See? Starting to come true already.

we all lose our jobs. there will be food shortages, power cuts, civil unrest and marshal law.
rampant inflation will mean money is worthless. tinned food water and diesel will be the new currency.
merry xmas everybody.

MrSmith will be the new content editor for the Daily Mail.

Go on, tell us whose fault it is, you know you want to.

The forum will be overtaken by car threads which are much more popular than bike ones and where all the most important forum members can be found. The less important forum members will leave and the bike sections will die out. The forum will be renamed WAC (What a Car).

The Bridges drive will take place twice a year in summer and winter.
Optimal mass will be the first Friday of the month.

In 2010 (yes I can predict that far ahead) Jeremy Clarkson will invite the key members of the new forum to test drive on Top Gear.

Meeeowwww