Predictions for 2009

and war, fucking filthy bloody war

Um...

We already have one of those.

By one I mean at least 10 by even modest standards.

South, East and West drinks will all fail as everyone reolizes that North drinks is the only one worth coming to.

Collective forum spelling ability will reach a new low.

How do you imagine that it might get worse?

Or do I not want to know?

Colective forum speeling abillity will reech a new low.

Fixed

South, East and West drinks will all fail as everyone reolizes that North drinks is the only one worth coming to.

you wish

I'm about as good at predictions as I am spelling.

2009 is all about the front rack.

2009 - Year of the Puppy
(the zeitgeist has spoken)

you will buy teabags

Um...

We already have one of those.

so what?

doesn't mean I can't predict another

South, East and West drinks will all fail as everyone reolizes that North drinks is the only one worth coming to.

that's the funniest thing I've ever read

MrSmith will be subject to an attempted kidnapping by animal rights activists who flee after being attacked with savory meat products.

fixed.

pepperami, it's a bit of an animal

ha!

pepperami, it's a bit of an animal

Several animals in fact...

+1 for gears being trendy. it'll be NOS campy record groupsets and various twiddly bits. In fact, maybe i'm just talking myself into it. Fixed gears will get more freestyley. Purple will be superceeded as the trendy colour du jour. I will finish education and attend many more social events.

messenjah will reveal his true identity .......

CHRIS HOY i shit you not

well have you ever seen them together in the same place ?

Tricycles are gonna be the thing to ride in ' 09!

lance will win the 09 Tour de France.

lance will get caught doping.

The Car thread will have more posts than the Bike Porn thread

Object will call someone on this forum a cunt for 365 consecutive days, thus entitling him to fight 30,000+ post hippy for control the universe in a mano y mano game of Death Chicken on Unipaks.
How dare you. 2008 is the year of the cunt, next year I will be affecting a new "hug in a word".

I'll get my paintjob finished...

I'll buy a bike. Safe one that.