Cyclist injured in fruit attack

It's a shit thread cos you ruined it so I'm not gonna read every post

I'm (orange)peeling away from this thread, it's sending me bananas!

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Use this for sending bananas!

It's a shit thread cos you ruined it so I'm not gonna read every post

hahaha!

It's a shit thread cos you ruined it so I'm not gonna read every post

Theres been some hard work put into this... you should be more grapeful.

Theres been some hard work put into this... you should be more grapeful.

Like your style!

If my boss knew how I've spent my entire fucking afternoon she'd have me murdered.

It's a shit thread cos you ruined it so I'm not gonna read every post

Impeach him!

My favourite paeodophile actor is Kiwi Herman

Coat..........

All anyone ever does is take the pith.

My favourite paeodophile actor is Kiwi Herman

Coat..........

#6

All anyone ever does is take the pith.

#14

You should try to remain physalisophical about all this.

Had a fag thrown inside me crash helmet once from nice trucker in a volvo

BBC
***A cyclist is being treated in hospital for serious eye injuries ***

I'm waiting for the ever so funny thread about someone on here getting testicular cancer. That should be just as funny as someone nearly being blinded.

I'm recovering from testicular cancer, it is actually hilarious. I met a guy on my ward with a fake ball who would take it out in pubs and hit it with a pint glass and such.

Sadly, it doesn't make me any better a cyclist. Lance Armstrong be damned, false advertising. It does make bailing onto the top tube exactly half as painful as before though, ha.

Once some yobs did thrown me a stone when cycling around New Cross / Lewisham - luckily it didn't hit me, but made a big dent on the (alloy) frame :(

Interesting how such a thread divides the community into segments.

i see the quality of the jokes is beginning to drupe.

The puns are getting very pawpaw too

Plantini was on a grape roll there.

lomentable

lomentable

Fruit fail. A lomentum is a bean pod.

Fruit fail. A lomentum is a bean pod.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit
http://davesgarden.com/guides/terms/go/2289/

depending on how you define fruit. technically, anything of the ovary is a fruit.

let's not get mosque on this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit
http://davesgarden.com/guides/terms/go/2289/

depending on how you define fruit. technically, anything of the ovary is a fruit.

let's not get mosque on this.

I'm of an ovary but I'm not a fruit. Though I admit to a passing acquaintance with them.