Cyclist injured in fruit attack

I'm raisin my game.

You're really starting to love the lime light now, aren't you, Platini?

It's giving me the right pip.

I thought I had a date last night, but I ended up playing gooseberry.

We went to see a Durian Durian tribute act.

Their next gig is dewberry soon.

I fancy some artichoke soup - or chard.

Lotus pray that this is the last one.

I think it should be the last one. We've definately *plum*dered all there is on this topic.

Platini, must be running out... where does a man-go after all of those?

Platini, must be running out... where does a man-go after all of those?

Flies to Juniper in a rocket?

Isnt that a flower? I think your gilding the lily.

Isnt that a flower? I think your gilding the lily.

No it's valid. Juniper is a shrub, the berries of which are used in gin-making. He also had 'flies' which, of course, was an allusion to fruit-flies.

Yeah I know but I was out of puns... was trying to redirect to general fauna so I could stay involved. Anyway, thistle do for me in this thread.

errr.... flora

He he.

We went to see a Durian Durian tribute act.

smelly cunt!

Your guavin a fuckin laff aren't you?

Your guavin a fuckin laff aren't you?

cough #40

My humble apologies AND I missed an apostrophe in you're!

I was overlooking that in my pun-fuelled euphoria...

terrible puns you bunch of plums

Was he berry badly injured ?

:O

I'm (orange)peeling away from this thread, it's sending me bananas!

I don't lychee this thread any more....

I'm (orange)peeling away from this thread, it's sending me bananas!

We've done those as well. TBH, we've pretty much done the lot. But you'll know that having read the thread.

Oh.