For Sale: The Cuntster aka the WAC bike

BTW, Hippy, any idea on steerer length?

Short.

How much for the stickers? Talk to me.

Suggest PM'ing BDW..

wheels 35 for the pair, if by "fucked" you mean the front one still spins, and is relatively smooth.

Rim is damaged and heavily worn but it still rolls ok.

Isn't that a 52, not a 54?

Yeah, you could be right. I didn't actually measure it just went on the least reliable part of my body.. my memory.

dude, don't forget I owe you 20E

i would like to purchase 3 spokes, 2 chain ring bolts, your brake cable, and 5 of the finest nipples you have to offer.
i will give you four of Santa's little helpers who have unfortunately been made redundant due to the credit crunch in return.

Murtle you shortarse fucker.. how big was that frame?

dude, don't forget I owe you 20E

No, you don't forget. I have unpleasant automated debt collection methods.

Added to my hit list.

Rim is damaged and heavily worn but it still rolls ok.

its for polo so if it is anywhere near true then 35, if not 25 for the pair

I'll give you fiddy dohra!

I go out for a few pints and I come home to this?!?!?! Noooooooooooooooo, please say it ain't so?!?! I'll take the valve caps... 50p each...

Rim is damaged and heavily worn but it still rolls ok.

I'll give you a quid for some rolls, I'm well hungry

Hippy, you're a cunt. I'll take the whole shebang off your face as twattax for the amount of time I've spent crying over your insults since I've known you (This is currently valued at -0.00018GBP).
Basically you either owe me a slither of a one pence coin or the twatcuntster.

i would like to purchase 3 spokes, 2 chain ring bolts, your brake cable, and 5 of the finest nipples you have to offer.
i will give you four of Santa's little helpers who have unfortunately been made redundant due to the credit crunch in return.

Wheels are going complete
Chainring bolts may be available depending on how others want to split
Brake cable too

I look forward to meeting your short people.

No, you don't forget. I have unpleasant automated debt collection methods.

Added to my hit list.

I'm waiting for a more favourable exchange rate
HA HA!

its for polo so if it is anywhere near true then 35, if not 25 for the pair

It's true but the rim is worn from braking and has a small hole where I've filed a bump down from hitting a rock. It will explode suddenly when used for polo so £35 would be bare minimum for that comedy gold right there.

I look forward to meeting your short people.

they are *very* special.

How about everyone from the forum chips in a quid or 50p and we all get a small piece o history each, a valve cap, a chain link, a spoke nipple, share the love maaaannnn

Do I get the fucking valve caps, or what?!?

I go out for a few pints and I come home to this?!?!?! Noooooooooooooooo, please say it ain't so?!?! I'll take the valve caps... 50p each...

You disgust me.. I don't use valve caps. Have you not seen me try to remove them from other people's bikes? Them and those stupid nut things on presta valves.. BIN THEM!

how about everyone from the forum chips in a quid or 50p and we all get a small piece o history each, a valve cap, a chain link, a spoke nipple, share the love maaaannnn

fuck off!!! They're mine i tell you, all mine!!!!!!

I'm out...

If we're chucking in a quid, I want the sweat from the saddle mashed into the mess the stickers make when they're scraped off. The resulting mulch, I want that.

Hippy, you're a cunt. I'll take the whole shebang off your face as twattax for the amount of time I've spent crying over your insults since I've known you (This is currently valued at -0.00018GBP).
Basically you either owe me a slither of a one pence coin or the twatcuntster.

I've let the flying monkeys out. They have strict instructions to attack your face.
Arrival time is estimated at 01:56. Good luck.. :-*

I'm waiting for a more favourable exchange rate
HA HA!

I'm charging interest.