For Sale: The Cuntster aka the WAC bike

I've let the flying monkeys out. They have strict instructions to attack your face.
Arrival time is estimated at 01:56. Good luck.. :-*
Can you send them around a little later. 1:55 to 1:57 is hippy photo love time, I'd hate to have to miss it.

Do I get the fucking valve caps, or what?!?

Now you know my stance on these CAPS OF DOOM.
Consider your continued breathing a bonus.

If we're chucking in a quid, I want the sweat from the saddle mashed into the mess the stickers make when they're scraped off. The resulting mulch, I want that.

I can give you sweat any time. Lick me.

If we're chucking in a quid, I want the sweat from the saddle mashed into the mess the stickers make when they're scraped off. The resulting mulch, I want that.

Oi! I'm paying good money for that saddle sweat!

Can you send them around a little later. 1:55 to 1:57 is hippy photo love time, I'd hate to have to miss it.

I chuckled. You fucker. Just for that I'm sending the dogs too!

Oi! I'm paying good money for that saddle sweat!

Plenty to go around.. come to the next roller race and watch me set another blistering "almost-dfl but not even good enough for that" time.

Now you know my stance on these CAPS OF DOOM.
Consider your continued breathing a bonus.

I'm sitting her with a *Cuntster*™ boner but I still can't make forum caps... Fail... You're still a cunt...

God no anything but dogs, I've been so traumatised since he touched my balls....Wait. Erm, "The dogs". That's alright then, I'll just run to the shop to buy some iams or some shit.

Short.

This makes it difficult to bid... Because that's not a number and because short is not the rough length I would hope for.

Erm.

I'm tired now and in a very unhelpful mood.

It's about this long -> |----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| <-

Ha! That length would be perfect actually...

20cm roughly. Happy now?

Still can't believe you roll without valve caps, Sweet Jeezus!

Yes. Thank you Lord Hippy.

(ha! made you do work!)

Still can't believe you roll without valve caps, Sweet Jeezus!

Lighter, faster, stronger. I am the 8 million dollar man.

Yes. Thank you Lord Hippy.
(ha! made you do work!)

I lied about the measurement to get you off my back.

It's doing things like this that allow me to ride a What A Cunt bike completely justifiably.

Kisses Good Night. :)

Cunt!

Hahaha!

Told you that bike was justified.

hahahaha

I shall dream sweet dreams of drowing kittens now..

No, it was ~20cm really. You're lucky the tape measure was out. :P

Lighter, faster, stronger. I am the 8 million dollar man.

Like Tynan, minus the ChipShop skillz... You owe me some valve caps, blud...

shrug I'm going to wait for the morning before I bother to figure out what minimum length I can live with.

Like Tynan, minus the ChipShop skillz... You owe me some valve caps, blud...

It's funny though.. since I hate the little fuckers.. I tend to stockpile a shitload of them.
If u seriously want caps.. I could supply you.. know what I'm saying sucker?
£50/gram for black valve caps. £60/g for yellow.

wicked. i'll top aidans with £-135

Hippy, you owe me a fiver.

On a hypothetical basis - i.e. I want the money, or at least a beer on Thurs - what would that get me?

Happy finish.