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Oi superprecise, I'm trying to arrange beers you cunt!

Ooh, can I come? Can we go somewhere really risky? I want to see some unacceptable criminality up close.

BoJo's been walking with the EDL lads in Enfield.

Ooh, can I come? Can we go somewhere really risky?

Like London ?

And form a LFGSS vigilante team if violence erupts?

To modify future events, the law itself is codified revenge.

Really?

Postponed revenge with the right to defense.

made me roffle

Like London ?

The City?

Ooh, can I come? Can we go somewhere really risky? I want to see some unacceptable criminality up close.

I've stolen some mountain bikes, which I plan on throwing at looting 'poor people'.

Ooh, can I come? Can we go somewhere really risky? I want to see some unacceptable criminality up close.

Didn't you see enough in Liverpool everyday?

Boris pontificating in Enfield on "reasonable force" to be used by the public when dealing with looters with a slight smile on his face. Bulldog tattoo booked on the way back to City Hall.

In this instance it appears to be the cops that are there to catch her. Note riot helmets not Trumpton helmets. I suppose if they weren't there the scene would be different.

FIFY

qwe

Boris pontificating in Enfield on "reasonable force" to be used by the public when dealing with looters with a slight smile on his face. Bulldog tattoo booked on the way back to City Hall.

u gonna get teh neck swallows 2?

u gonna get teh neck swallows 2?

Me?

What a hipster thing to write, Josh.

It sounds like a good after riot banter to cope with the stress of the last few days isn't obscure enough for you.

Ok, let's lalk about clashes in Chile.

I want to write poems about EU farming policies and their effects on shallow-soil winter winter crops.

Actually, I want someone what likes music to done put together a playlist of rioty songs, including all those posted here this week. Seriously. I want to listen to some really rousing and/or spooky stuff that'll put me in the right mood for coming to terms with what's going on. At the moment I'm listening to 19 by Paul Hardcastle, which barely fits at all.

Fnord.

Had to look that up, still not entirely sure what you mean by it.
If you have a point to make can you please state in clearly in English.

^It's good. He's our local Leytonstone boy.

The City?

But stay away from the international Rice Exchange.

"...none of them received a hero's welcome..."

Fnord sounds like a Scandinavian oil magnate.

We need to rice against this madness.

No, not the puns. It will all go wild.

"d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-destruction!"

Easy cook trouble.

No need to get in a paddy.