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For unloading placards apparently

Obvious sedition is obvious

Looking forward to the right wing free speech warriors and anti-snowflake crew coming out to condemn this abuse of state power.

Scotland Yard: Earlier today we arrested four people in the area of St Martin’s Lane. They were held on suspicion of conspiracy to cause public nuisance. We seized lock-on devices.

From the reports the 'lock-on' devices seem to the straps holding the placards together in the back of Republic's van...

Sir Michael Take on the money as ever https://twitter.com/michaeltakemp/status/1654757978745065477?s=46&t=GQU4fZKg_dPr9bCLIAB5cA

GBNews coverage is absolute fire, getting me nicely warmed up to go for a ride that starts up a 15% hill

“We’ve just had a glimpse of the king, he’s wearing white”

“Yes, he’s wearing white”

What’s wrong with the horse behind the carriage? It’s been freaking out for at least 2 minutes non-stop.

That post and all of the replies are sarcastic right?

edit: looking further the original post is satire at least thankfully

Not sure if you’re referring to the “obvious sedition is obvious”comment or the Sir Micheal Take link but, for absence of doubt, neither are serious

Yeah the Michael Take link and the replies on Twitter is what I meant, took it at face value at first when I replied then ended up looking further into it and realised.

Did not have Floella Benjamin as sceptre bearer on my bingo card. And straight after whatever Penny Mordaunt is wearing whilst carrying a fuck off broad sword, this was clearly not a microdose.

Sir Michael Take is worth following, tweeted that Trump was bought down by the testimony of Windy Daniels

The real king is in the house

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Fuck yeah

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Doesn't rain on a coronation mean it will rain for 40 days & 40 nights?

Also first time we go camping with our spawn, so yeah probably

Strong look in international news: Arresting protesters!

I'll ask my Dutch parents later on if that hit the nl news

What's the tea shade thing?

I like that the utter ridiculousness of this ceremony will probably consign it to history forever. Can't see William fancying it.

Lots going on here

https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1654780542858981376?s=61&t=B5PsHMFKGNZzt6Z5g-D2mg

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Oh I didn't notice the time. Has it finished yet? I was considering heading out to one of the screenings near me but it's raining and I kind of CBA

The country was consigned to history a few years ago. Ridiculous ceremony seems entirely apt, fits the U.K.'s current global image and may end up being our only export.

I want to put Prince Andrew in a summer fete stocks, to be pelted with soaked sponges.

Headline Sign:

Non- Sweating Nonce Wetting

Traditional yellow and blue carpets for a coronation,
or,
solidarity with Ukraine?

I'm all for reviving 'It's a Royal Knockout'.