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  • A court in India has ruled that Hindu gods can't trade in shares

    : o

    Omnipotence is at stake here, they must reconsider their position, to say that a god cannot do anything is to render the god mortal, by definition the term 'god' includes the power to trade in shares.

    I will call up Rowan Williams and see what his take on this is.

    Tynan would be proud of this anti-deity stance.

    Actually I am no more anti-deity than I am anti-yoghurt monster, I am a theological noncognitivist not an anti-deist, although I might get down with a little bit of anti-theism (ok, a lot of anti-theism)I am certainly not against gods, I don't hold any real opinions on 'gods' (whatever they might be).

    [/Mosque Level 0.24]

  • An athiest dyslexic, does not believe in DOG.

    (Apologies if your dyslexic and sensitive) My mate is, (dyslexic) and he is a Structural Engineer.

    I was working on his place in France... Lorry pulls up...

    Me "fuck me, thats a lot of wood"
    Him "yeah"

    We ordered 14 beams.
    (or so I thought) Mr Dyslexic actually ordered 114 !!!!!! now that is funny...

    and the french bastards, made him have em too...

  • Metro today p.4

    "two women have been left ill by a health drink spiked with horse tranquiliser ... ... The pair are in (a) stable condition in hospital"

    I kid ye not. Quality pun-age.

  • Metro today p.4

    "two women have been left ill by a health drink spiked with horse tranquiliser ... ... The pair are in (a) stable condition in hospital"

    I kid ye not. Quality pun-age.

    Nothing like a little light humour to take the edge off attempted rape.

  • BBC London news tonight.

    1. Bojo discussing his commitmennt to transport infrastructure, paritcularly the tube, bus, and crossrail... and the obvious budgetary pressures on other programs such as cycling. WAC
    2. Protesters removed from the square outside of parlaiment and relocated ONE meter. I found it particularly moving hearing the dreadlock protester speak of the costs of the war... human casualties and also the destruction of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. ROFL!
    3. Apparently you can pay people to hang out with you now too.

    WTFF!

  • BBC London news tonight.

    1. Bojo discussing his commitmennt to transport infrastructure, paritcularly the tube, bus, and crossrail... and the obvious budgetary pressures on other programs such as cycling. WAC


    Of course there's a budgetary pressures on 'cycling', he's the one who cut the budget!

  • For anyone who's ever lost a fiver...

    http://seekingalpha.com/article/137009-the-federal-reserve-can-not-account-for-9-trillion-in-off-balance-sheet-transactions

    Federal Reserve cannot account for 9 trillion dollars in off balance sheet transactions.

  • For anyone who's ever lost a fiver...

    http://seekingalpha.com/article/137009-the-federal-reserve-can-not-account-for-9-trillion-in-off-balance-sheet-transactions

    Federal Reserve cannot account for 9 trillion dollars in off balance sheet transactions.

    That woman had DEFINITELY just walked in off the street to take a pee, opened the wrong door and tried to bluff it.

    If she was genuinely the person who was supposed to know then she hadn't done her homework.
    She took a fart to a shit fight.

  • Yep... she burned badly.

  • I think the women in the grey suit who leans toward her at 1.50 says "eat shit".

    I reckon burning badly was her remit. Playing silly buggers

  • Can't believe that police officer is not facing criminal charges for Ian Tomlinson's death. Digusted

  • James Cracknell fractures skull in Arizona truck crash - The adventurer James Cracknell was rushed to hospital with head injuries after being knocked off his bicycle by a truck during an attempt to cross America.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/7904182/James-Cracknell-fractures-skull-in-Arizona-truck-crash.html

  • Nothing like a little light humour to take the edge off attempted rape.

    They were at a school (or something similar) fete apparently. On the same day Pisti was posting his own use of Aloe Vera on his shiny red Phil Mitchell bonce. NWO evidence right there.

  • Quoted for truth:

    The Olympic rowing champion suffered a fractured skull, a gash to the back of his head and bruising to his brain after being hit him from behind on a quiet strip of road in Arizona.
    His life was saved by his crash helmet, which took the full force of the impact.

  • http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/23/trafigura-dutch-fine-waste-export

    rather hilarious that amsterdam wanted 500,000 euros to dispose of the shit properly, IC were paid 18,500 euro and now trafigura have paid $198 million (http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L13338152.htm) to the Ivorian govt, and this 1 million euro fine, plus probably millions fighting the legal cases.

  • This cunt was in my year at school! We were on the school tennis team together!

    http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154202664

    Hope he gets battered the NONCE cunt! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Classic comment on that article:


    xMileyCyrusFanx

           #8
    

    23 July 2010 19:29:55

    This is ****ING SICK as soon as he gets out, he will probably carry on doing it, best thing for paedophile's is to be locked up for good, the sentence is a right **** take tbh, courts are too easy on cunts like this nowadays :/ thats whats annoyed me the most

    Spot the swear word that was not censored. And in what sense is this person a "Miley Cyrus" fan? The good, wholesome sense I am sure.

  • This cunt was in my year at school! We were on the school tennis team together!

    http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154202664

    Hope he gets battered the NONCE cunt! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Was he the kid most likely to be a paedo ? Was it obvious?

  • We were on the school tennis team together!

    G you played tennis?
    much more shocking...

  • How good are you at horse polo G?

  • Was he the kid most likely to be a paedo ? Was it obvious?

    Well, it takes all kinds but how can you spot a 'paedo' at the age of 11-16?

    He was a bit of a posh twat though, or atleast his family thought they were

    He never had a bird at school though, seems he had other leanings

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