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That's just bizarre.

Is it some sort of mafia threat?

Reeks of piss by those stairs down to the canal.

I'm sorry, I don't believe that cyclists are riding to that bloke's house, shitting in his garden

Oh I don’t know, they might do now. Anybody fancy a ride out ? Got one brewing!

I've given up running along the canal there for that reason.

Lungs full of piss waft =/= performance.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48924695

No Stormont government by 21 October? Laws on another /same sex marriage in the rest of the UK will be introduced to NI.

Top trolling / the right thing by Westminster. The DUP is probably fuming. 😂

But it gives SF a reason to wait to 22 October and more whataboutery / fake progressiveness / 3 months no government incoming. Well maybe it's ok in the end, what's 3 more months on 2.5 years...

to be fair, I did have to bollock someone for pissing in someone's hedge in Barnet last Sunday.

TBH if he's whinging about Ride London riders I could easily imagine people doing that given the number of people pissing in people's hedges in villages to avoid toilet queues.

Bizarre programme. A quick complaint to Ofcom can't hurt, though:

https://ofcomforms.secure.force.com/formentry/SitesFormCSLEStandardsComplaints

Tommy D UK training camp?

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“They’re like a plague of lotuses coming down the road.”

Wait, what?

I’m confused, am I flower or a sports car?

Was that a compliment or an insult?

oooh, I am a pretty flower me

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is due to be sentenced imminently. Apparently Kate Hopkins has turned up in court to watch proceedings.

https://twitter.com/GaetanPortal/status/1149231893436649472?s=19

Gammon flocculating right there.

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Tommy's mates have set up a sound stage and they're actually playing M People, "What Have You Done Today"..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQFbCUR2Qlc&feature=youtu.be

Six months for the Leeds offence - not suspended, total penalty for both Leeds and activation of Canterbury offences 9 months minus 138 days

So probably out in 3 months.

[EDIT] > SYL is told to stand he will be committed to prison for 19 weeks. There will be a costs order after information is supplied by his lawyers and the AG

9.5 weeks then, just over 2 months.

It'll be worth it for him, cementing his free speech warrior status.

At least it's custodial, I suppose.

Imagine appealing for asylum in the USA to avoid a couple of months in a category C prison.

Bumper day coming up for the local Wetherspoons

Driving a 2 ton car on a pavement outside a school and killing a child isn't dangerous, courts decide:

Aftar, from Rochdale, admitted causing death by careless driving after
her not guilty plea to death by dangerous driving was accepted.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7232897/Mother-four-33-killed-girl-10-Range-Rover-jailed-20-months.html

It's a well trodden path, plead not guilty to dangerous and admit careless. It normally results in suspended sentence so in some (dreadful respects) its a result.

There are plenty do dreadful example of motorist killing children on pavements and walking free form court being found not guilty of anything!

Can you imagine the vitriol if it had been a cyclist.

That's true, when I said "courts" I should have said "legal system".

Can he do another few months for just being a cunt?