In the news

He didn't @ mention God though. And no hashtags.

socialmediatraining/10

Why the fuck didn’t Archbishop express concern for those who were injured and went to hospital? Grovelling asshole.

Mr. Sentamu, I humbly beseech thee to go fuck thyself

https://www.voanews.com/a/elderly-drivers-cause-more-deadly-crashes-than-teens-129298768/162760.html

Closer to home the opposite appears to be true...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46916429

Don't worry, everything about that tweet left me equally triggered.

Oh lol. I just checked.

One hour after his Prince prayer.

https://twitter.com/johnsentamu/status/1085973914994597892?s=21

1 Attachment

Twitter is omniscient.

Does he think God reads his tweets or something?

I suppose at least he's putting a little more effort into the 'thoughts and prayers' nonsense.

Does he think God reads his tweets or something?

According to scripture, god is omnipotent, so yes, he probably does.

God has always liked a tablet.

I wonder if God regrets setting the pre-conditions which have made the internet and social media possible? I mean, of course he doesn't. He's omniscient so he would've seen it coming, but... Jesus Christ!

I though that was Moses.
And that he had two.

Unfortunately for him, iSmash wasn’t around yet.

I'm with Moses on this. I've got a larger one for my graphic design work and a smaller for reading luffguss in bed.

Do you have a boat?

I should buy a boat.

You'll be fine.
Your gaff is on top of a hill.

A Volvo would be a good alternative to a boat.

He’s not omnipresent. You do actually have to tweet that to him

Philip's bald so they could do him for Driving Without Duke Hair.

Is that your coat over there?

https://www.runnersworld.com/uk/news/a25945315/mark-fellows-runner-hitman-murder/

Amazing...

<citizenkane.gif>

On May 5 2018, he approached Kinsella on his bike, and shot him twice in the back, then twice more while Kinsella was on the ground, before peddling away. As seriously as Fellows seemed to take his preparation, he did not appear to consider witnesses would notice a cyclist wearing both commando gear and a hi-vis safety vest while toting a gun (they did, and they told the police).

1) Wow

2) Scary

3) Hilarious

4) "Peddling"? Really?