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Or Nat King Cole and you could have yourself a Merry Christmas

or motherin's law to really spoil xmas

absolutely. see also: "CAN VACCINES GIVE OUR CHILDREN AUTISM"

Police tell BBC News they “cannot discount the possibility that there may have been no drone at all"

Thats what chris grayling may of said.

https://twitter.com/TomPugh212/status/1076874388761440260

there was news today from british intelligence of an increased threat to aircraft from terrorism, some new tactics being deployed, maybe there was rumours of an attack and aircraft were grounded at gatwick

#conspiracytheory

So the thing wot flew up to the control tower and was seen by all the controllers was a mass hallucination brought about by fear of terrorism.

Only a heliocentrist would dispute that version of the truth.

the thing wot flew up to the control tower and was seen by all the controllers

and was captured on some form of pictural recording device wot we haven't seen yet ?

Not on strava doesnt count!

It’s not like there would a gazillion cctv cameras or something.....

Well to be fair, those tend to be aimed down at stuff, and they're also not optimised for seeing small flying objects against the sky.

CCTV struggles to capture faces well. Capturing an 8 inch object flying at anything up to 60kmh at up to 500m altitude is a taller order.

Well who ever is responsible , if they even exist , must be in close proximity to a toilet.

Capturing an 8 inch object flying at anything

I knew that bloody school was lying.

Pranksters dress Angel of the North in Santa hat

https://bgr.com/2018/12/24/uranus-impact-simulation-history-research/

Hur hur hur

Twitter is still free

Russia Today was sending actual chocolate models of Salisbury cathedral as Xmas gifts

novichocolate?

Only 90s kids remember: polonium 210.

didn't they do that Shrek song song?

Next level shit, amazing...