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Or it's a giant cock statue that aliens sent to us as a troll.

Or it's a giant cock statue that aliens sent to us as a troll.

Or a tiny cock statue.

Take me to this planet where they worship tiny cocks.

I am sure there was a story on popbitch about a celebrity who used frozen turds as a dildo.

And when you're done doing that, you can hammer them into your neighbour's lawn.

hammer celebrities into your neighbour's frozen lawn?

I am sure there was a story on poopbitch about a celebrity who used frozen turds as a dildo.

"Captain's log..."

I find this really fascinating:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/12/pacific-pop-up-island-that-rose-from-the-ashes-might-last-30-years

It must surely be incredibly interesting to study whether any vegetation develops, or any land animals end up there. I'm not sure any of that can happen in its predicted lifespan of 30 years, but perhaps it'll last for longer.

Page number = current year. A cosmic coincidence.

Not to flat earthers with loads ignore on, most still in middle ages

Page number = current year. A cosmic coincidence.

Not for long...unless little news happens for the next 19 days.

Eh?

Mid 1980’s

You still got a perm?

^ New page fail.

That would create quite possibly the most bizarre ecosystem in the known and unknown universe.

You must've blocked people. And no, I don't have a perm, thank you very much. It's actually a mullet

Did you unblock me yet?

Mullets should make a comeback.

I only have a few nobheads on block. Can’t remember who, should take a look sometime.

:'(

It's like screaming into a tsunami

or yawning...

As long as it's not leaning

Moss, Lichen, some plants & Birds if Surtsey is owt to go by

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surtsey

(Yet to read the guardian article so it may mention this.)

Ah, silly me, I've only just realised that it's come up right next door to existing islands. I managed to miss the second video in that article completely. That means life should migrate onto there rather quickly.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Hunga+Tonga/@-20.544353,-175.3925996,3088m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x71f313c370d4a371:0x146539816471f8b9!8m2!3d-20.57!4d-175.38

Great shape.

I've looked at Surtsey before. It's located so close to a major landmass that somehow it's not surprising animal life got there so fast. In Tonga, you'd guess it would be plants or animals from the wooded island to the northeast that would be far less diverse than arrivals from Iceland.

Stunning counterpoint on radio 4 Today just now: ABBA vs BREXIT

which side are you on?