In the news

the cheshire cheese in holborn is on proper fire.

Interesting article about Clive here.

http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2015/11/clive-oconnell-from-award-winning-lawyer-to-chelsea-psycho/

oh clive...

I meant to post that in the football thread.

I hate to be a pedant. But. The Standard has this wrong. He surrounded it with straw bales, which does not a haystack make. Structurally speaking a haystack doesn't involve bales, it involves a large pile of packed hay, often with a roof. A pile of bales is a pile of bales.

I'm not sure if a haystack made with straw is actually a strawstack or if it can legitimately be called a haystack.

Fair enough, it was probably written by a stray hack.

#rep @greenhell

I know not all bus drivers are wankers, but it looks like at least one is:

http://us.tomonews.net/masturbater-on-london-public-bus-turns-out-to-be---the-bus-driver--297664085475328

Holy crap, it's not gone well for poor Cliveo has it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0B_OQIskK8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3310267/Award-winning-lawyer-sacked-calling-Liverpool-fans-scouse-scum-saying-crawl-horrible-Merseyside-home-Chelsea-match.html

TBF, it is Liverpool.

Let's get back to Cameron's stupidity...

He stupidly still hasn't bulldozed Liverpool.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-34798621

I still fail to comprehend why someone who attacks someone with a knife and kills them would be done for manslaughter if not murder, but someone who attacks someone with a car gets 'causing death by dangerous driving'.

let's see what the sentencing is like anyway.

All the kids in London running around stabbing each other are doing it wrong.
Wait until you pass your driving test kids, then you can kill at will.

Licence to kill innit.

kicking off in Paris again :(
shooting at a restaurant and reported explosions at the stade de france

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34814203

Possible hostage situation in a theatre as well... Looks bad... 😟

Fuck not good

Really not good. Glad I didn't go out tonight.
Sirens everywhere, going to be a long night.

From the Guardian:

According to the Associated Press, a police official said 11 people
were killed in a Paris restaurant in the 10th arrondissement, and
about 35 killed in the Bataclan theatre, where a hostage-taking is
under way. Police said 100 hostages were being held.

Latest news says 40 dead. Beyond belief.

The Eagles of Death Metal were the band playing at the Bataclan.

I used to live just round the corner. Fuck. Worried it's those Daesh fucks, and at the same time worried the FN will milk this dry. Horrible horrible horrible.

Fuck fuck fuck. This looks horrible. Obvs FN will be all over this but that's not really the main issue right now.