In the news

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29345631

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

Shame it's not November

Yay, we're going bomb Iraq again. It went so well last time...

more attention seeking from this loser

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/celebritynews/stephen-fry-i-took-cocaine-at-buckingham-palace-9756842.html

Cameron is such a cock. By which I mean he's like a male hen

Sir, you are too kind, male hen is a malaprop in this instance.
Camerrank is an actual, foetid penis.
Beneath him and to his right is Ian Duncan Smith, a shrivelled, ignominious, clinging dag of a testicle, if ever there was one.
To his left (LOL, I jest) is the cancerous, conniving, psychopathically-useless, name-changing, ruddy masturbater which is Gideon.
No scrotum could contain these two.
Therfore, the howpin, rank pish that oozes forth from Cameron, marinates them.
And they feel resplendant in the shadow of this cock.

more attention seeking from this loser

That link dint work but i found this

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/stephen-fry-i-took-cocaine-in-buckingham-palace--but-was-too-squeamish-to-try-heroin-or-crystal-meth-9756803.html

another ruddy masturbator

sorry i meant national treasure or whatever

yep.

“The wife has a bad snore on her and after watching the Shawshank Redemption on RTE one night in 1994, I decided to do something about it

man digs tunnel from his bed to the pub
http://tyronetribulations.com/2014/09/25/omaghs-shawshank-husband-dug-tunnel-from-bedroom-to-pub-over-15-years/

So Minister for Civil Society (what a fucking Tory abomination of a brief that is) Brooks Newmark, who recently came out with the comment that charities should stick to knitting and not interfere in politics, has resigned after he was caught sending photos of his cock to an undercover reporter, posing as a female party activist.

The cunt.

What a shame that he failed to make a new mark on this office, tsk, tsk.

So Minister for Civil Society (what a fucking Tory abomination of a brief that is) Brooks Newmark, who recently came out with the comment that charities should stick to knitting and not interfere in politics, has resigned after he was caught sending photos of his cock to an undercover reporter, posing as a female party activist.

lmao

It's a sort of honeytrap, he obviously didn't know it was an undercover reporter so assumed it was someone with a genuine interest in seeing his cock:

He's married with 5 kids.

He should've knitted himself a onesie.

Before the internet, I expect blokes like him just went round the woman's house and slapped his todger through the letterbox.

Has he been in Spain recently?

Unless he was breaking the law the what business is it of ours what he was doing?

The new Minister for Civil Society, who co-founded the campaign group Women2Win, initiated a private message conversation on a social networking site and as part of a series of exchanges sent a graphic picture exposing himself while wearing a pair of paisley pyjamas

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tory-minister-brooks-newmark-quits-4335398#ixzz3EXuhjfKn

Better:

He has a high-flying background in the world of finance, holding a senior role with Lehman Bros, the company whose collapse sparked the financial crisis.

I reckon one could visualise Mr No Mark's todger reasonably accurately from his photo.

Pallid & wrinkled. Generally poorly maintained with a few infected cysts and weeping sores I'd say.

As the minister for civil society what was his remit?

i.e. was it to ensure that we were polite to one another (and therefore his target was to kill Dancing James by any means necessary) or to promote the civil values professed by the Conservative party, which don't (I believe) involve emailing your cock to women who are not your wife?

Oi!

The Minister for Civil Society works with the Minister for the Cabinet Office on public sector efficiency and reform, including transparency and fraud, error and debt.
The minister is also responsible for:
volunteering, the Big Society agenda and charities
social investment and enterprises
reforming public bodies

His job had nothing to do with family values and, to be fair, Cameron has generally stayed clear of that John Majorish approach - possibly because of what we now know Major was up to all along. The MInister for Civil Society is a nothing job, no one would have heard of him had he not put his foot it in it a few weeks back. The only power he really had was the power to show that he had climbed as high as he was ever going to.
If it's the Mirror that is exposing him they are doing it solely to inconvenience Cameron before the Tory party conference. And in the same week the Mirror group agreed to pay out large sums to people whose phones it had hacked in the past.
How many people on here would be looking for a new job on Monday if we were held to the same standards as this hapless nonentity?

No one has sent me a cock pic.

PMed

Will when I sent you those pictures I thought you would be discrete.