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Why are you responding to Jeez? He's not conversing, he's masturbating. He's got the highest 'I' : 'other words' ratio on the forum. He just likes to know he's got an audience, and you're giving him it.

Can everybody who doesn't like what Jeez posts please put him on ignore instead of getting worked up? Ta.

Jeez is an expert on everything, especially the fact that anyone who thinks black cabs getting a little more competition means they're right wing super capitalists.

Where on earth have I said that I am an expert on black cab and mini-cab regulation?

The only thing that I am an expert on in terms of this debate is that people who celebrate de-regulation each and every time they see it are generlly thick, rightwing arseholes who detest every single thing about the state until such time as they want a road or a hospital or a school for their kid, at which point they moan and moan that what is provided is not the best in the world.

I have repeatedly said that I am no fan of black cabs, but I am even less of a fan of the constant quest for de-regulation because very often the benefits are zero or negative.

You didn't answer my question.

You did state that people who seem to be opposed to the black cab tantrum are in support of unregulated hire cars.

At least, that's what this means to me:

Yeah, I mean why would anyone, maybe female and a bit worse for wear, (or someone who loves them for that matter) want regulation for the person drving them home late at night?
So I'm curious how these differences in regulation play out.

You're making one of two arguments, I think.

One: Black cabs drivers have stricter regulations which make them safer.

Two: A hypothetical argument.

That is, you've conflated complaints about a monopolistic industry with arguments in favour of the total deregulation of that industry. However, I suspect no one is in favour of this, and I certainly haven't seen anyone argue for it.

But maybe I've missed something.

I've just put everyone who gets worked up by Jeez on ignore.

Jeez is lolz.

I just got nerged by him again because he doesn't think I'm funny :(

I wouldn't worry about it, it's a kind of badge of honour that Velocio should really factor in to the rep system to equate to 'you got negged by Jeez so you must be doing something right' and =1000 rep points.

Bothwell I think you're hilarious but I'm not going to interfere with people's God given right to be WRONG.

plus, his negs are almost as comic as his posts in terms of moral outrage and sheer delusion.

Wet noodle flogging?

plus, his negs are almost as comic as his posts in terms of moral outrage and sheer delusion.

Got nerged and put on ignore - thinking of getting a tattoo.

I just got nerged by him again because he doesn't think I'm funny :(
I'm surprised he could be boffered.

I'm surprised he could be boffered.

If I nerged Oliver every time he laboured out an unfunny pun I'd have none left for the rest of you cretins.

I just got nerged by him again because he doesn't think I'm funny :(

Once again, he's wrong.

PETER FROM DULWICH CARS IS A R.A.P.I.S.T, that's why

And YOU are misogynist scum for supporting him!

I just got nerged by him again because he doesn't think I'm funny :(

Well I am both scared and confused in equal measures

what did Jeez not say?

Just this very eve on the way home from t' pub after two post work pints, I got called a "fahkin' khaaant" by one of our be-knowledged brethren for no other reason I can fathom other than holding my lane positioning on Elephant and Castle's main circus (I have added additional consonants to his phrase, only because he was clearly suffering from some debilitating disability that renders all canines and lateral incisors from one's gums, such as to affect clear and reasoned communication).

We traded positions many times on our journey down Walworth Road. We also traded "fahkin' khaaant"'s and squeaks of my squeaky horn (the latter usually prompting more frequent use of the former). I felt bereft when we were forced to part ways at Coldharbour Lane. I crossed his path for the last time as I followed the one way system and he sat at the lights waiting to carry on his fruitless journey towards the ascent of Denmark Hill. My cheery wave may have cause some form of aneurysm in his A-Z filled brain but I cannot be certain as I was distracted by the drunks fighting outside the back of Nando's to return his gaze.

If I nerged Oliver every time he laboured out an unfunny pun I'd have none left for the rest of you cretins.

Better unfunny puns than unpunny fun.

#lifemotto

Got nerged and put on ignore - thinking of getting a tattoo.

We could all get matching tattoos that say "UTTER PRICK", I think they'd be quite fetching.

Is it true that "to jeez" is to have a brutal and ultimately unsatisfactory wank of a semi flaccid cock?

lawl

This thread is very hard to Jeez to.

Not impossible, though.

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If you have that many people on ignore then perhaps, just perhaps, you may want to consider Dr. Chopper's advice.

It wouldn't be a Jeez if he did that though