In the news

People in charge of stuff are dicks.

Forecasters say the UK today is on course to be hotter than Greece and Italy, with the mercury rising to as high as 24C.

http://news.sky.com/story/1263382/britain-to-swelter-on-hottest-day-of-year

YES!

use it wisely dimi

it's de ja vu all over again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27465295

what is even more funny this time, is that one of the blokes ( the one committed for murder ) has already absconded two times before when sent out on day release ... oh it's funny 'cause it's true

luckily the govt. are looking in more detail at the process of releasing life sentences prisoners into the community .... good for them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27426942

i bet it even fiddles it's expenses just like real directors

what a disgrace
management bonuses up 36% in a year

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-bonuses-chiefs-pocket-116-3553527

This surprises me to the point of questioning the accuracy of the figures. Admittedly I only know the NHS in London but thousands of management posts have been axed in the last year. 150 middle managers from just one organisation. The best thing is, nobody noticed when they left. Sickening to think how much money had been spent on a load of people doing nothing for so many years. Also, its against the NHS constitution to have performance related pay...what are these bonuses that they talk about?

bonuses to management went from £122mn to £166mn those numbers are stated to be correct, as for the inforgraphic above, it's the mirror, economic with the truth ?
so the bonuses are up and there are less of them

even more of a scandal

In theory there shouldn't be any bonuses at all. Piss poor if true.

A quick look at NHS pension guidance shows that the NHS pension authority gives guidance on whether your bonus is taxable and affects your pension or not.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27426942

i bet it even fiddles it's expenses just like real directors

I'm afraid the answer is a gritty, in your face, no.

#futuramaalreadydidit

are newspaper sub editors on strike at the moment?

“If we improve facilities it may have a knock on effect to improve the way we cycling."
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“People who drive one-tonne or 20-tonne vehicles have a higher responsibility because they are driving heavy vehicles with air bags that can kill people.”

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/salford-cyclists-should-respect-motorists-7136656

Killer airbags!

These guys: BBC News Idaho governor debate goes viral - YouTube

'Murica

They're probably left-wing compared to Farage though.

I had a dream my mum was chatting up Farage last night, I remember taking the piss out of that interview he did and called him a smarmy fucking cunt whilst my mum was putting the kettle on. All in my dead Grandma's house as well, does Farage have no respect at all, other people live there now, we don't even have a key. The bastard.

Nigel Farage is younger than Johnny Depp

Horrible floods affecting so many families

Officials say that three months' worth of rain has fallen on the Balkans in recent days, producing the worst floods since rainfall measurements began 120 years ago.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27465175

Yes, dreadful, it feels almost like a replay of the German floods in 2002. A very similar scenario.

To make matters worse: http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/19/world/europe/balkans-flooding/

Farage being utterly eviscerated by Paxman on Newsnight right now. Twisting in the wind. Beautiful.

He deserves it after breaking into my grandma's ex house to seduce my mum, the prick.

Maybe he lives there now and you and your mum were trespassing?

Just a thought.

Camden Market caught fire last night. sounds like a biggun.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/recap-fire-camden-town-market-3572741

The price of shit clothes and bongs will go through the roof.