In the news

http://searcys.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/venue-gallery-the-gherkin/dsc00899.jpg

we had our christams party there last year. it's amazing! even if it does look like an 80s night club.

prepare for more hi jinks
that shiny floor looks made for mad skidz

£10'ers in everyone

I've registered the41stfloor.co.uk domain.

http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2014/04/scienceshot-chameleon-vine-discovered-chile

What??!!?!?

http://gawker.com/driver-who-fatally-injured-teen-now-suing-dead-teens-fa-1568048592/+kellyconaboy

^ probably belongs in epic wtf, comments make it more so.

I'm sure I'm not the only one on here who went to a few of his parties

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10785472/Acid-House-King-jailed-for-sophisticated-cyber-attack-on-UK-banks.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/selfie-crash-death-woman-dies-in-headon-collision-seconds-after-uploading-pictures-of-herself-and-happy-status-to-facebook-9293694.html

selfies can seriously damage your health

mi5 recruiting russia specialist

https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/current-jobs/job.aspx?id=134

horse / stabledoor / bolted

max clifford GUILTY

Great news.

Piers Morgan will be next.

*taps pisti's nose

Mr Max Micropenis Clifford.

what a cunt.

A triple killer won £800 compensation after his nose hair clippers and alarm clock were damaged in prison.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-27185544

That's an expensive set of hair clippers...

The majority of the compensation was awarded to him for the loss of personal effects.

And they offered him a tenner at first so he took it further.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...herts-27185544

Kevan Thakrar, 26, from Stevenage, Hertfordshire, who is serving three life sentences for killing drug dealers, also lost his cranberry juice.

I just can't imagine how they can justify paying anything really

a teacher stabbed by a pupil, good god

a teacher stabbed to death by a pupil, good god

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a teacher stabbed by a pupil, good god
sad times, this happened outside QK school close to my home when head teacher went to the aide of a pupil in 1995.. still very shocking...

in other news http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27143459
I can't remember the last time I saw a £50 note..

Minor Clifford?

a teacher stabbed by a pupil, good god

Fingers crossed no-one's getting any ideas...

do you have metal detectors, airport-style?

No, I don't think there's much need for them in Chingford...famous last words.

What about at yours?