In the news

I know, right! They actually managed to make them worse!!

(sorry, Ed. I keed, I keed.)

Chess is a dangerous sport.

Police believe a violent row erupted over a chess move and spiralled out of control which led to the "bizarre killing".

http://news.sky.com/story/1194062/dublin-chess-death-man-stabbed-to-death

Checkmate.

I blame hollywood.

http://imgur.com/a/dVgI4

http://m.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/court-rules-that-yelp-must-unmask-the-identities-of-seven-anonymous-reviewers/282959/

Clarkson, twitter pic

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/bike-blog/2014/jan/13/jeremy-clarkson-cyclists-taking-the-lane

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/jeremy-clarkson-continues-to-be-a-moron/page/3#post-5671412

The poster on STW didn't want to be identified

Oh, do keep up dear. Popcorn is all over it.

Thanks, hon.
Searched but obviously not well enough

Finding the amount of hot air being published by media about riding bikes quite tiring atm
Decision makers just get on with it please, eradicate the daily car queues by making cycling irresistible, benefits are undeniable

https://twitter.com/jimkillock/status/423060478525726720/photo/1

Gta?

i dont know what that is.

A joke someone else beat me to in another thread.

https://twitter.com/jimkillock/status/423060478525726720/photo/1

This was at St John St/Percival St at some point around 1130.
The police had arrested someone about 100yds south

Gta

i still don't know what that means.

is this a new thing? will light refreshments be served?

/googled
//oh. ok. its a tv game. cool.

Dave Lee Travis used fame to target victims

Obviously creepy and sinister, but there's some gold here:

Travis is accused of putting his hand up the skirt and attempting to grab the bottom of a 19-year-old woman on Top of the Pops as he introduced the Smurfs on stage in June 1978.

The seventies, in one sentence.

Another incident took place in Travis's dressing room as he appeared in a pantomime in Crawley in 1991, the court heard, when the DJ pinned a women up against the door before shoving his hand down her jogging bottoms.
The assault lasted a matter of seconds, the jury was told, before Travis was interrupted by one of the Chuckle Brothers walking past his dressing room.

I'm sorry, but I burst out laughing in the canteen. I had to leave, shoulders shaking, imagining a Chuckle Brother disturbing The Hairy Cornflake in the middle of a sordid assault.
[URL="http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/14/dave-lee-travis-trial-fame-target-vulnerable-young-women"][/URL]

The chuckle brothers were, and are heros.

women/woman fs

women/woman fs

I know, right! Fuckers.

i still don't know what that means.

is this a new thing? will light refreshments be served?

/googled
//oh. ok. its a tv game. cool.

You really are a proto hipster.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/15/mountain_bike_mishap/ - Mountain biking accident leaves an Irish man with a seven week erection...

That beats Viagra any day.

^fast becoming the new Danny Macaskill link on here.

Is there a video of him with a hard on?

It took some scrambling around in the loft of his GP but I've got one. I'll send it