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Fucksake... bike lifts!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080321105658/criticalmass/images/thumb/5/5e/Critical_Mass_Budapest.jpg/640px-Critical_Mass_Budapest.jpg

george zimmerman ... the guy who didn't shoot trayvon martin intentionally .... has been held by police after threatening his wife and her father with a gun ... the wife then failed to press charges so he was let off once again ... ahem , sorry i mean found not guilty once again

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Police-target-acceptable-bicycle-theft-in-Cambridge-20130910060000.htm

the whole one way trip to mars thing
just hearing they are fund raising by doing a olympic style, reality tv show, sports programme, chav's tv, lowest common denominator style, reality tv show

sounds shite

i just had in mind a more scientific way, a more romantic, a more dignified way of judging the people who would be the first to colonise a new planet, say iq / mental ability / knowledge of plant propagation and midwifery / medical qualifications ... not just who had the biggest gob and largest twerk

" The plan to recoup the huge outlay is to create a media event that is more like an Olympics spectacular than a TV reality show."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/200000-apply-for-oneway-mission-to-colonise-mars--but-only-four-can-become-the-first-human-settlers-of-the-red-planet-8806144.html

wasn't there a spoof tv program or some black comedy a while back about a bunch of people who thought they were being filmed for a reality tv programme with the winner going to space, only to find out it was just a reality tv programme fooling people into thinking they were going to space

Kevin Webster from Corrie, probably not a nonce

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-24032449

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24016988

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Lots of alarming articles about suicide rates and the lack of money in our mental health services in the news today as it's World Suicide Prevention Day.

Including this one: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/sep/10/world-suicide-prevention-day-government-help

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24016988

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What a load of boll*cks!

LOL Boris what a ledge!!

He's gold. This one's a cracker:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21572766

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-24047706

Students.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-24047706

Students.

How things have changes.
Good to see drunken lads on a night out channel energy and bravado so constructively. A sure sign that localist agenda is working. Could probably close more firestations and let the local youth deal put the fires out .... after a few ... on a night out. No need for taxes anymore.

is it possible they were just blitzed and actually trying to pull it out but just not doing very well ?

come on the only thing on drunk students mind is destruction and having a prize in their student room the following morning

Would've been lols if the other stand against which they were pushing had folded over, they'd all ended up in a heap and a van had run over the big lads kebab meat and chips.

Let's all move to Norway;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24049876

Meanwhile, our elected leaders continue to spunk away the bounty we've received from our oil and gas reserves on tax cuts and making up the shortfall in the nation's finances.

It makes you proud to be British.

Last pint I bought cost £8.

We needs the money.

Stop drinking in strip clubs then.

Think Smallfurry was referring to supermarket prices :

Let's all move to Norway;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24049876

Meanwhile, our elected leaders continue to spunk away the bounty we've received from our oil and gas reserves on tax cuts and making up the shortfall in the nation's finances.

It makes you proud to be British.

screw moving there
lets just pretend they used chemical weapons and take over the country

...and the finances
we'll look after it for them

screw moving there
lets just pretend they used chemical weapons and take over the country

We have definitive evidence they had industrial plants producing precursors to nuclear weapons.

70 years ago.

heavy water ? for the nazi's no less