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in other news, its spring, everything is mating like crazy and its great to be alive and productively wasting time on the forum again.

in other news, its spring, everything is mating like crazy

Troo.

you wanna make out?

wot no tongue? :(

me+gf only.

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get in the fucking queue and enjoy sitting there ...

Hah, I thought just this last night. Sun had just gone down and there was that twilight above all the buildings of LondonTown. Crazy driver does pointless overtake when lights change. 100m down the road...joins the queue, maybe 25 cars long waiting to get on OKR...I breezed past them all...

/smugfucker

ARE CYCLISTS HURTING THE CHURCH?

Hah, I thought just this last night. Sun had just gone down and there was that twilight above all the buildings of LondonTown. Crazy driver does pointless overtake when lights change. 100m down the road...joins the queue, maybe 25 cars long waiting to get on OKR...I breezed past them all...

/smugfucker

One of life's most satisfying feelings.

What is OKR though? Three letter abbreviation for everyone's favourite slippery vegetable, okra?

if you need to ask...

actually that's something to be proud of.

I wouldn't trust Prince Andrew, the useless bastard. Look at that expression on his face on that photo up there^^^^. Just look at it. Now tell me you wouldn't want to cave his royal face in with one's steel toe-cap. Round the twist, all of them.

ARE CYCLISTS HURTING THE CHURCH?

I just had:

COULD CANCER GIVE MIDDLE BRITAIN CANCER?

And now:

HAVE TEACHERS DEVALUED BRITAIN'S TEACHERS?

Evidence surely that the site could do with a bit of updating :)

Could cyclists rip off common sense and decency?

Thing with electric cars that I can't figure - aren't the batteries full of really harmful chemicals that are being mined in a really harmful way? How's that green? I mean, I'm no expert - just saying.

don't forget all the pollutant byproducts of the energy production for said batteries.

ARE CYCLISTS HURTING THE CHURCH?

repped!

Could the internet devalue the countryside?

Happened to see the Hell yesterday on the train,
theres a pic of Whitney Houstons daughter snorting
totally love it when they say 'a substance believed to be cocaine'
whats it gonna be then? lard? ha!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-12675763

"Police said the man was white, about 50 years old, between 5ft 8in and 5ft 10in tall, medium build and have described him as having short brown hair but bald on top."

So pretty much anyone British?

except you can see his face on the video

and the fact you can see his face!

not to mention you can see his face

Today is no less than ~~ pancake day ~~ International Women's Day

http://www.internationalwomensday.com/

so pancake day is actually the day when women refuse to bake because it's their day 'off' so men had to take up arms (pans?) in the kitchen and sort themselves out with a tasty flour based treat no thanks to their lazy spouses.

being the canny sods that us men are of course it seems we conjured up a simple, efficient dish requiring no effort to concoct but allowing infinite room for perfecting the technique that also allowed for shows of manly manual dexterity by 'flipping' said treats high aloft in the air and catching them again, like a boss.

International womens day? I say nay, it should be "ok, ok, woman, you can have a bloody day off, don't worry I'll sort it out, how hard can it be anyways... where do we keep the eggs?... well that was bloody easy I don't know what on earth you were complaining about in the first place but those pancakes are bloody tasty even if i do say so myself, i won't bother showing you how to make them as they're quite tricky, don't worry I'll do them for us again next year love" day.

that's what I'd call it.

Hey, we heard you like to kettle protesters so we put some kettle in your kettle.
Or something

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/mar/08/police-protests-pay-cuts