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Newsflash: FOREIGN Man in London office needs wee. Stay tuned for updates!

send in the SWAT team!

Reddit is suffering a DDoS at the mo

Hippy's wee story has brought it to its knees.

cant listen to stream - in between activity my speakers are humming too much it's annoying.

i'm amazed they can understand anything thats going on

Maybe thats why they end up shooting people all the time.

There was a palpable tension as the as-yet-unidentified man continued to operate live computer equipment after making the initial 'wee threat'.

That tension has now eased along with the pressure on his bladder.

I just like the sound of the whole police scanner thing. It sounds so.... purposeful.

We have a large industrial park here, workers trying to get in
-does it compromise the perimeter?
Yes it compromises the perimeter
-then don't let them in

(what the fuck am I doing?!)

Reports are flooding in that the right-hand pissuer was the chosen receptacle.

Other leaked details (unconfirmed) reveal the man did wash his hands after the act and used a Dyson hand-drier to remove the excess water.

I just heard something about a negotiator...

Reports are flooding in that the pissuer has flooded.

"call for the negotiator" again

Discarded PET bottle waste gives some indication as to what might have caused the -censored- employee to act in such a manner.

Was the employee acting alone, the press wonder. Rumours on twitter suggest he is a forrin.

Reports are flooding in that the right-hand pissuer was the chosen receptacle.

"Trap two. He went trap two. Do we have assets around trap two?"

Police have revealed further information in the hope that it may jog the memory of any witnesses.

https://twitter.com/busting4aslash

Water replenishment and Gateraid is being offered to assets on the perimeter.

Heavy backpack...

#nottheweenews

Reports are trickling in that the man has drippage on front of gray trousers, they think caused by lackadaisical shake off..

How is a 19 yo kid doing this Jason Bourne shit?

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^^ My guess: He isn't, the police are just running around after their own tails.

The wonders of the internet never cease to amaze me.