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what's your point, ginger?

wait: you're fucking ginger anyway!

..you were, at least

You smoke reefer?

no so much these days. there are too many crimes against daylight that need me...

no so much these days. there are too many crimes against daylight that need me...

And most of them are on this fucking forum.

Interesting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21688765

Volvo are introducing an 'cyclist detection' system that will help avoid accidents they say.

And most of them are on this fucking forum.

you've lost me - is that another racist slight against my scarlet brethren?

mechanisms placed fore and aft will do diddly squat for left-hooking.

you've lost me - is that another racist slight against my scarlet brethren?

Nah, ranga, just there's some ugly fuckers about.

You at Slain's thing tomorrow?

Interesting: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21688765

Volvo are introducing an 'cyclist detection' system that will help avoid accidents they say.
Not driving 12 inches from cyclists, and looking where you're going, would do a whole heap more.

I might expect this to cause drivers to pay even less attention.

Not driving 12 inches from cyclists, and looking where you're going, would do a whole heap more.

I might expect this to cause drivers to pay even less attention.

It'd be pretty good if it caused the inside of the car to fill with deadly neurotoxin if a too-close overtake is detected instead

A step up from anti-theft paste!

http://cphpost.dk/national/woman-stalked-serial-bicycle-seat-wanker

Just about to post that story, hope it doesn't trigger a spate in London, I wonder what it would do to a Brooks saddle, seeing as it's so good for the skin...

I want to know what the women in the story did the first two times seeing as she didn't bother reporting it until the third time.

i shouldn't

Nah, ranga, just there's some ugly fuckers about.

You at Slain's thing tomorrow?

yep, i'll be a bit late, as i im in bristol tomorrow.

Animal ban for student who fried flatmate's hamster

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-21697956

lucky

yep, i'll be a bit late, as i im in bristol tomorrow.

Me too, picking the Duke up from the garage, so might be tempted to have a ride around first.

See you there

Breeders and gingers. Out.

Get used to it, South London wannabe

I prefer northy refugee

^twit

To be clear I was referring to myself.

ok

anyone watching Newsnight? wtf is that thing on Stephen Twigg's nose - a spider?

Animal ban for student who fried flatmate's hamster

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-21697956

lucky

funny, noone gives a shit when you trap or poison mice or rats. It's wierd the way we keep things as pets and make arbitrary decisions as to which animals ought not to suffer.