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The difficulty of dealing with groping.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21573043

..which has DNA in it.

BINGO

Rhino DNA

no thats dino DNA silly

The issue I have with this is that it confirms the superstition.

Who cares?

a) You're making money from cretins- always satisfying
b) You've saved the Rhino from extinction!
c) Rhino are awesome, being able to go on Rhino safari in RP would rock

Surely an even better wheeze would be to sell rhino urine as a homeopathic remedy, since the water has a memory and all? Plus we still get rhinos in RP, and they've still got their horns as we'll only need a few strands of keratin, if that.

I think we treat the Rhino's a bit like the Fifth Plinth- i.e. the horn is harvested, then you mount a piece of public sculpture on the nose of each Rhino whilst you wait for it to grow back.

Obviously it would be best of the design could be relevant on both an aesthetic basis and a "ramming into the side of a landrover" basis.

I think we treat the Rhino's a bit like the Fifth Plinth- i.e. the horn is harvested, then you mount a piece of public sculpture on the nose of each Rhino whilst you wait for it to grow back.

Obviously it would be best of the design could be relevant on both an aesthetic basis and a "ramming into the side of a landrover" basis.

A small effigy of Jeremy Clarkson? Aesthetically terrible but I'd love to see it rammed into the side of a landrover.

I reckon a bell would be quite good, when you hear the "clong!" turn into "clang/clang/clang/clang!" it's time to be somewhere else.

Who cares?

a) You're making money from cretins- always satisfying
b) You've saved the Rhino from extinction!
c) Rhino are awesome, being able to go on Rhino safari in RP would rock

You're definitely selling me on option c

I took my cousin to see Rhino when he was ~3, when we reached their field the Rhino were all sitting/lying down, and Tim simply didn't believe that the collection of grey boulders were actually animals.

The look on his face when the boulders stood up was cracking.

/csb

They became the WWE in 2002, once they realised that Pandas could do a mean suplex.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2286297/Mo-Farah-VERY-ambitious-wife-dash-cash-risks-tarnishing-Olympic-hero.html

They really are bunch of despicable cunts aren't they, if there's one newspaper I would love to see and die a quick death it's this one.

For the mail that is a relatively balanced, factual article. It is a bit wierd for Farah to run half the marathon.

Lazy bastard.

He's a short distance runner, no?

Like me, nothing over 3 metres.

For the mail that is a relatively balanced, factual article. It is a bit wierd for Farah to run half the marathon.

If you think that's even remotely balanced or factual than I salute you, your prize is a fresh pressed blackshirt.

Not quite sure where the basis for the 'VERY ambitious wife' bit comes from, apart from the big book of classic DM character assasination techniques.

He's a short distance runner, no?

He's quite short, yes.

#heightist

Olympic athlete in 'cashing in' shocker.

What's the world coming to?

Next they'll be telling us that he leans.

If you think that's even remotely balanced or factual than I salute you, your prize is a fresh pressed blackshirt.

So they're lying about him running half the marathon?

By the way calling me a nazi racist makes you look kind of pathetic. It's clearly a hysterical, shrieking, biased bit of journalism. But it is based on fact.

Nazi racist.

So they're lying about him running half the marathon?

By the way calling me a nazi racist makes you look kind of pathetic. It's clearly a hysterical, shrieking, biased bit of journalism. But it is based on fact.

He was calling you a facist, not a Nazi.

I hate them all.

I think they should fucking leave him alone. What with his wife being 'ambitious', he has enough to worry about.