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good work luci
what time did you get to bed after your nights work ?

I did a througher.

I nipped round to the grave and did a poo on it, before spray painting 'nonce' over his name, then drove back to Leeds to smash the windows of his flat.

Shame he had his coffin set in concrete though. You've got to hand it to him - a neat bit of forward thinking.

I broke into his dead mothers flat wore her clothes.

I though the punchline was gonna be Edwina Currie's Autobiography.

ITV News has successfully overturned an injunction obtained by TV celebrity Freddie Starr...
oh dear

has he been molesting things other than hampsters then?

Is there a 'Jimmy Savile And a Lot Of Radio 1 DJ's Are All Nonces Thread'?

If not, here'll do

http://alteredge.myfreeforum.org/archive/radio1-djs-paedo-ring__o_t__t_949.html

ITV News has successfully overturned an injunction obtained by TV celebrity Freddie Starr...
oh dear

My Grandad taught him to play guitar - TRUFAX!

CSB

Is there a 'Jimmy Savile And a Lot Of Radio 1 DJ's Are All Nonces Thread'?

If not, here'll do

http://alteredge.myfreeforum.org/archive/radio1-djs-paedo-ring__o_t__t_949.html

Bunch of fucking conspiraloons on that site.

If the BBC weren't aware of the rumours then why was the Harry Enfield/Paul Whitehouse characters Smashy and Nicey taking "young friends" to the countryside all the time so hilarious?

Because the BBC weren't aware of the rumours? :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9586024/Gary-Glitter-raped-a-girl-in-Jimmy-Saviles-dressing-room.html

Anyone care to speculate about the identity of the 'household-name entertainer who still performs' ?

Well, it's clearly not the late Graham Norton.

casablanca

Ha, LOL.

Well, it's clearly not the late Graham Norton.

Yes, who could have known that the tandem parachute jump he shared with James Corden could go so tragically wrong.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9586024/Gary-Glitter-raped-a-girl-in-Jimmy-Saviles-dressing-room.html

Anyone care to speculate about the identity of the 'household-name entertainer who still performs' ?

Lenny Henry

*crossesfingers

Brucie?

I thought Brucie because of the phrase, "I'm an entertainer" and no other reason. So It probably ain't him.

Possibly someone who ate a hamster? Allegedly.

Phil Scofield and/or Eamon Holmes

Freddie Starr's lawyers have been very busy trying and failing to keep an injunction in place that denies things no-one has said yet.

Hope Max Clifford can sleep at night with the shit he probably has on file.

Freddie Starr ate my sister ?

Freddie Starr ate my sister ?

Three way paedo fuck-fest Savile, Glitter and Starr in a BBC dressing room.

that must have been a mind bending thing to witness, both terrible and amazing.

"Eurgh eurgh eurgh, now then now then! slap slap slap

"You wanna be in my gang? grunt

"Can I eat your hamster?" spurt

It's just mental. There's just too much retro celebrity committing sex crimes in the same place at the same time. I can't handle. it.

You could add and subtract different has-beens for a different sound.
Ken Dodd: 'What a wonderful day'
Jim Davidson: 'Nick Nick'
Clive Dunn: They don't like it up em. etc

I almost wish that Jim Bowen and Ted rogers had been there, wanking in the corner.

get the defamation lawyers in here right away to let us know what we can and can't say