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I didn't see anything about it involving hot water...

Some of those shitty electronic cigarettes emit water vapour so that the tit "smoking" it feels like less of a tit as they can at least pretend to be smoking proper fags.

If I'm going for a fake ciggy I prefer these:

Tastier, you look marginally less like a tit, and no one will accuse you of being a member of Al Quaida whilst travelling on the bus equivalent of Ryanair to Birmingham.

If a bomb had gone off there would have been about twelve quids worth of damage.

If a bomb had gone off there would have been about twelve quids worth of damage.

And only poor people and students would have got injured.

That takes care of two groups who've been short-changed by the tories.

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What the shitting gosh kind of anti smoking device requires hot water to be poured into a box which then emits smoke...?

Dunno, but I feel lucky that I don't get the police called on me everytime I make a cup of tea. You can just hear the stories now.

"He took a container of liquid, poured it into a vessel, and whatever was in there made the liquid change colour and there was definitely some sort of smoke. Maybe it was steam. No it was smoke. It looked like smoked anyway. Hang the cunt."

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Oops.

^ Oops indeed!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18756050

Fucken pricks. How is that not against the law?

Oh for pity's sake: there's a security cordon all around which people are told not to cross. The kid decides to do so, gets pulled off his bike and is then let go. What did he expect? It's the Olympics, guess what, none of the security staff are going to have a sense of humour about anything.

Nor any awareness of their surroundings and swing kids into the path of cars.

Must... protect... special golden firework...

Kid was being a dick. Got pwned.

"security bubble"

^ Whoever coined that little gem of a phrase deserves a good solid kick in the tits.

You use hot water in your bong...?

I knew a bloke who used to put Pernod in his bong.

All I can says is that I can think of a better way to handle this than throw the kids into the path of a vehicle.

Should have just turned the kids handlebars back toward the crowd no? Bit over the top. Lets get him.

All I can says is that I can think of a better way to handle this than throw the kids into the path of a vehicle.

A vehicle that was going less than 5 MPH.

It's only a kid on his bmx.Makes you wonder what his reaction would be if someone walked up to him,opened their coat and showed their torso strapped with semtex.

All I can says is that I can think of a better way to handle this than throw the kids into the path of a vehicle.

Won't somebody please think of the children!!!

Interesting interpretation of "reasonable force".

Reminds me of the outrage four years ago when Chinese security men did the same thing. Awful thing when those undemocratic thugs do things. Quite a different thing when our chaps do it to protect us all from nasty foreign terrorists.

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