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science and squabbling thread >>>>>>>>>>>>
we're popping the champagne over there ... but don't tell everyone cause they'll just come over and drink it all

hics

yeah oliver snuck in downed a few quick glasses and now he's off with a full unopened bottle hidden under his cycling jersey

gatecrasher !

This Higgs boson stuff is quite exciting though. With its discovery, it seems I've been wrong all along. I am not God.

don't worry there is a chance you still maybe
the only reason the term god particle was introduced was to .... wait for it ........

sell a book and generate some publicity ... not at all surprising for the times in which we live !

the particle has nothing to do with god / theory swine ... don't worry i'll still worship you sir

The Large Hadron Collider cost £2.6 billion. They could have found Jesus hiding in the wall of a Chinese takeaway in Sunderland for the cost of set meal A. Would have saved them a bob or two - not to mention the crispy-duck.

Anywhere I can watch London Tonight (i.e.ITV1) tonight at 6 in the east? I might be on it...

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/i-have-trouble-crossing-the-road-now-says-top-city-lawyer-left-braindamaged-by-cyclist-who-ran-red-light-7908069.html

RED!

So yeah, they found the god particle.

And announced it in Comic sans font

ACTA nuked...

http://www.neurope.eu/article/european-parliament-rejects-acta-breaking

Ha.

   ![](http://cdn.neurope.eu/sites/default/files/imagecache/400xY/acta116%7E_v-grossfrei16x9.jpg)

Cross posting from somewhere else ... let me know if you want stickers or the file!

If anyone wants the file to make non-permanent stickers of these, or some stickers, get in touch.

Stickers please!

I saw some today that made a subheader saying

"taking you for a ride"

Armed police have stopped a bus on the M6 toll after a passenger poured liquid into a box that started emitting smoke.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-18719962

heston bloomental is cooking again
no meal should be prepared without liquid nitrogen these days

Not sure what's going on with that M6 stuff, apparently the bag was smoking.

Police said reports of vapour escaping from a bag which led to the security alert was caused by "a health improvement aid for smokers".

Given the nature of the report we responded swiftly and proportionately

Motorists on the M6 itself are experiencing delays of up to two-and-a-half hours.

What?! Delays on the M6? Whatever next

And it all turns out to be an anti-smoking device.

Nice overreaction there.

Whoever made that phone call must be feeling like a right cunt now!

I wonder how much this little exercise has cost?

What the shitting gosh kind of anti smoking device requires hot water to be poured into a box which then emits smoke...?

Dunno, if indeed that was what actually happened. It's only whoever phoned it in who said that was what was happening.

You use hot water in your bong...?