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Spot your type:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html

No pigeon hole for me.

Runs off to join Egyptian swimming team.

Man Freezes To Death Chewing Mint Gum

http://newyuktimes.blogspot.com/2007/04/local-man-freezes-to-death-chewing-mint.html

could do with some of that today--cookin up good now

Quality chap...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25777429-401,00.html

So the family thought he'd just been *squeezed in *did they?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8150842.stm

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/15/oldest_mum_dies/

World's oldest mum pops clogs

*Has twins at 67, dies at 70
**

Horrible.... just horrible.

http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,27753,25808208-5017672,00.html

yuk ^
on quite another level, happened across latest copy of 'loaded' on train, I had to ahem, check it out for comedy and guess what they got a Pashley Guv'nor bike at number 2 of their 10 of the best 'Loaded Loves'. Funniest thing is they say its a "single speed rear wheel" and then in the pic on the same page its quite clearly a 3 speed Sturmey- top journalism again!

Horrible.... just horrible.

http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,27753,25808208-5017672,00.html

I feel that their business plan was essentially flawed. 'Buffalo wings'?

Buffalos don't have wings.

What were they offering as drinks?

Pints of unicorn tears?

bet it wasnt hens teeth..........

bet it wasnt hens teeth..........

What's wrong with this picture?

oh no, not the wrath of the grammar gods please.........

What's wrong with it? They were once owned by Honda.

. ,
Those are Chevrolet s?

feck... forget it.

oh no, not the wrath of the grammar gods please.........

How you pronouncing that 'wrath' there, son?

/Menacing stare

How you pronouncing that 'wrath' there, son?

/Menacing stare

If you're going to start on phonology, you'd better /ɡɜːd jɔː lɔɪnz/*

*don't even talk to me if you haven't got IPA fonts installed

If you're going to start on phonology, you'd better /ɡɜd jɔː lɔɪnz/*

*don't even talk to me if you haven't got IPA fonts installed

but can you translate this into phonetics for idiots, please:

pɐʃˈtɛɫ dɨ ˈnatɐ

Chastening stuff.

but can you translate this into phonetics for idiots, please:

pɐʃˈtɛɫ dɨ ˈnatɐ

In bastardized non-IPA font, it would be:

/hIpi Iz faet/

would it fuck!

I feel that their business plan was essentially flawed. 'Buffalo wings'?

Buffalos don't have wings.

What were they offering as drinks?

Pints of unicorn tears?

General knowledge fail.

They are called buffalo wings as the hot sauce spread on the chicken wings originates from Buffalo, NY.

General knowledge fail.

They are called buffalo wings as the hot sauce spread on the chicken wings originates from Buffalo, NY.

FFS...

General knowledge fail.

They are called buffalo wings as the hot sauce spread on the chicken wings originates from Buffalo, NY.

Hmmmm....interesting supposition.....